Achieved
Achievement
% of players
Unlock date
YesBig Banger Burnout

Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it

66.52%21/06/2017, 17:36:20
YesSpring Fresh

Clean any map adequately

53.74%21/06/2017, 22:46:43
YesYou're Fired!

Get fired!

52.79%26/05/2017, 19:25:03
YesEmployee of the Month

Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office

26.72%21/06/2017, 22:46:42
NoWho's for Dinner?

Get eaten

24.47% 
YesThe Mops Of Wrath

Complete Athena's Wrath Level

18.92%21/06/2017, 22:46:43
YesBloody Hell!

Mop up 10,000 splats

15.92%22/06/2017, 15:34:22
NoOperation Brownwash

Complete Waste Disposal Level

13.67% 
YesAnti-Virus

Complete Caduceus Level

13.02%22/06/2017, 16:01:32
NoSurgical Sweeper

Complete Evil Science Level

10.61% 
NoJanicide

Blow up a fellow worker

10.53% 
NoBrushed Steel

Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level

9.66% 
NoBlaze of Glory

Incinerate 2000 items

9.62% 
NoThunder Candle

Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT

8.84% 
NoCold Storage

Complete Frostbite Level

8.57% 
NoRefined

Complete Unrefinery Level

8.27% 
NoDeep-Sea Dry-cleaning

Complete Paintenance Level

8.07% 
NoPass The Torch

Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor

7.76% 
NoClean Freak

Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave

7.19% 
NoThe Day the Funk Died

Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger to fire

6.8% 
NoIce-Cold Cleana

Complete Cryogenesis Level

6.52% 
NoLost in Space and Time

Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time

6.38% 
NoIdentity Theft

Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office

6.18% 
NoPine Fresh

Complete Hydroponic Hell Level

6.06% 
NoLouis and Clean

Complete Gravity Drive Level

6.02% 
NoBlood Soaked

Spill 100 dirty buckets

5.76% 
NoChew on This!

Throw 100 items into sand traps

5.22% 
NoTop Brass

Pick up 800 casings

5.02% 
NoCleanliness is Godliness

Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off

4.49% 
NoBack From Whence It Came

Destroy the Bad Banger

4.48% 
NoBushwhacked

Complete Overgrowth Level

4.29% 
NoTaking Out the Trash

Pick up 1000 pieces of trash

3.92% 
NoNot Quite a Lumberjack

Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper

3.75% 
NoSandblasted

Complete Unearthly Excavation Level

3.61% 
NoBiomassive Breakdown

Complete Incubation Emergency Level

3.57% 
NoFirst Aid

Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits

3.22% 
NoPedestrian

Track over 20,000 footprints

3.19% 
NoNever Put It On

Collect the ring and return it to your office

3.18% 
NoBad Dreams on Helm Street

Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office

3.05% 
YesSanitary Supremacy

Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level

3.04%26/06/2017, 14:46:29
NoBloody Incompetent

Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess and clock off

2.97% 
NoThe Shimmering

Collect the axe and return it to your office

2.77% 
NoHouse of Honor

Clean the entire House of Horror level

2.77% 
NoThe Nose Knows

Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours

2.67% 
NoThursday the 12th

Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office

2.65% 
NoOne Mop To Rule Them All

Complete All major Official Levels

2.55% 
NoThe Red Nose Knows

Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office

2.41% 
NoSt. Nick's Boomstick

Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office

2.38% 
NoWicked Unliving

Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office

2.34% 
NoEmployee of the Year

Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards

2.26% 
NoHarroween

Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office

2.21% 
NoRooks Kept

Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office

2.15% 
NoPlague Bearer

Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something

2.12% 
NoMaster of the Beats

Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly in zero-gravity during a Solo game

1.96% 
NoTower of Babel

Build a stack of 10 stools

1.91% 
NoBob's Legacy

Find Bob

1.89% 
NoEggregious

Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office

1.83% 
NoBring the Thunder

Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on

1.78% 
NoSanitized Earth

Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off

1.77% 
NoBallistic Weaponry

Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office

1.77% 
No"Red Keycard"

Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room

1.73% 
NoDisintegrator

Fry 500 items with the plasma welder

1.6% 
NoMr. Two Million Dollars

Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office

1.54% 
NoHead Hunter

Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho!

1.53% 
NoBins? Limbs!

Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times

1.52% 
NoHead Hunter

Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office

1.5% 
NoUbermensch

Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare

1.37% 
NoChristmas Crisis Corrected

Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off

1.35% 
NoKeep It Secret, Keep It Safe

Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office

1.29% 
NoSanta Hats Must Die!

Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate

1.15% 
NoNeed a Hand?

Receive a total of 100 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic

1.14% 

    

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