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|R. Kelly's Protege|
Pissed in someone's face until they puked from it.
|Friend of Dorothy|
Successfully hid from the police at max wanted level.
|Well, aren't YOU a badass|
Kicked open a door.
Used a Bass Sniffer Radar.
|Someone's got a case of the Mondays!|
Gained your first dog helper.
|Taxidermy with Chuck Testa|
Used a cat to "accessorize" your gun.
Asked a police officer to sign your petition.
|I don't know whether to kiss you or kill you|
Put out someone that's on fire.
|It's sterile and I like the taste|
Sucked down your own piss.
|It's not cheating, because it's YOUR dog|
Played "fetch" with your dog... using a severed human head.
|Finkle IS Einhorn!|
Gave a kickoff to a severed head.
|C U Next Tuesday|
|Lieberman is our Leader!|
Killed all of the video game protestors at the RWS Office.
|It's OK, we got Greenlit anyway|
Killed someone who refused to sign your petition.
Showed Vince and Mike J. what you thought of them.
|Do you even Enzyte, bro?|
Unzipped your pants and got 3 women to laugh at it.
|OMG, NEW MODERN FAMILY TONIGHT!|
|Sheriff Arpaio would be proud.|
Killed 30 or more people of each skin color.
|OMG, WE'RE HAVING A FIRE...sale|
Roasted 30 people with fire.
|And THAT'S why you never get out of the tree|
Killed all of the book protestors in the library.
|It must be Thursday, I could never get the hang of Thursdays|
|GOOD MORNING VIETNAM!|
Burned 5 people with the same can of napalm.
|I swear, I am NOT Marcellus Wallace|
Killed 10 bystanders while wearing the gimp outfit.
|Where's Mr. McGibblets?|
Gave Krotchy the bad touch.
|Gotta pay the Troll Toll||18.42%|
Severed all of somebody's limbs without killing them.
|Workin' for the Weekend|
|Hutton Gibson Can't Deny This!|
Killed over 1,000 people.
|Can't Touch This|
Exploded 30 heads via sledgehammer to the face.
Wore all three outfits.
|Screw Bill Lumbergh!|
|Paid the Piper|
Successfully bribed your way out of an arrest.
|You are not alone||14.64%|
Sliced 30 people in half with the scythe.
Killed someone with a flying jump kick.
|Running With Scissors|
Ran 30 miles while holding the scissors.
|I swear, I thought it was a home fill|
Exploded a nuclear bomb.
"Lost" your sledgehammer to a cow.
Whacked a severed head 50 meters or more with the shovel.
|Anger Management With Roger Clemens|
Nailed a fleeing bystander with a tossed sledgehammer.
|Reddit would be proud.|
Hoarded 15 or more cats at a time.
|Thanks for the money!|
Finished all seven days.
|Rebecca Black's Nightmare|
Totaled 30 cars.
|Rick Grimes 4 Life|
Made 30 zombies lose their heads.
|There's always money in the banana stand||10.13%|
|I Am Legend|
Committed suicide... the Taliban way.
|I should buy a boat|
Read the newspaper every day.
Lured a police officer with a piss-soaked donut.
Reunited with an old friend.
Ate 30 donuts while wearing the police officer's uniform.
|Found 'em faster than GWB||8.85%|
Kicked 30 people in the balls.
|Holocaust: Part Deux|
Reunited with an old enemy.
|Cesar Millan is Gay|
Mauled 30 people with your dog.
|One time, at band camp...|
Saved the marching band from explody death.
|I don't need virgins for this|
Suicide-bombed a Taliban member.
|Rain on your Wedding Day|
Reunited with an old flame.
|I'm not even supposed to be here today!||6.28%|
|Don't taze me, bro!|
Zapped 20 innocent bystanders with the tazer while wearing the police officer's uniform.
Escaped from the maximum-security jail cell.
|Pussy on a Pedestal|
Slaughtered 10 dogs with a kitty-silenced shotgun.
|Watchu' Talkin' 'Bout Muhammad|
Reunited with a former child star and an infamous terrorist leader.
Kicked 30 dogs.
|Fear and Loathing|
Smoked over 10 "health" pipes and 10 tins of catnip in one play session.
|Reddit's Famous Double Dong|
Made 30 kills while dual-wielding.
Spent $5,000 on vending machines.
|Michonne ain't got nothin' on me|
Resurrected a zombie corpse for your own nefarious purposes.
|SCREW that game!||4.65%|
|Better than POSTAL III|
Rescued your loyal companion.
|Gary vs. a Giant Penis||4.22%|
|Bitches Love Cake||4.15%|
|Planet of the Apes: The Musical|
Completed the game (any mode) on Hestonworld difficulty.
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with no kills.
|40 Year Old Virgin|
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode with a total play time of 1:30:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
|CAN YOU DIG IT?!|
Completed the "POSTAL 2" game mode using only the Shovel to kill. (Must kill at least 30 people.)
|Scientology Level: OT VIII|
Completed the "A Week In Paradise" game mode on POSTAL difficulty.
|Rich on Reddit|
Sold 30 cats at the Cash 4 Cats vendors.
|You Snow Nothing John Blow|
Peed on all of the snowmen in the Nuclear Winter zone.
|Ode to Eddings||3.07%|
Completed Paradise Lost with a total play time of 1:45:00 or less. (Excludes cutscenes and loading times.)
|My Name is Jesus|
Completed Paradise Lost with no kills.
|Harder than r/gonewild|
Completed Paradise Lost on POSTAL difficulty.