Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Intelligent Life Detected Congratulations, you are not dumb. | 98.54% | 08/10/2017, 00:44:03 |
 | Big Spender Spend some Magnificents at the store. | 80.9% | 08/10/2017, 00:44:24 |
 | Tottally not racism. Seriousy, we hate racism. | 58.79% | 08/10/2017, 00:47:48 |
 | Guns don´t kill people I Agent Awesome kills people. | 44.57% | 08/10/2017, 00:51:39 |
 | Seriously? You just shot a dog dude, what´s wrong with you? | 38.8% | 08/10/2017, 00:59:15 |
 | Guns don´t kill people II And dogs, and aliens. | 36.37% | 08/10/2017, 00:59:15 |
 | No more TPS Reports Complete "The Office" section of the game. | 36.25% | 08/10/2017, 01:07:43 |
 | I F**king hate science. That guy was researching a cure for Ebola asshole. | 33.94% | |
| PETA will be mad Koalas cuteness levels drop to zero when they try and kill you. | 33.72% | |
| Guns don´t kill people III And cyborgs and sharks. | 30.12% | |
| A god amongst men Whoa, that was amazing. You should Youtube that shit. | 29.33% | |
 | Maxed Out Max any stat of any weapon. | 28.27% | |
 | Poor Earn a total of 10,000 Magnificents. | 27.94% | |
| Japanese Heritage Tonight I dine on Fin Soup | 27.86% | |
 | Proved your awesomness Finish the game. | 27.79% | |
 | Sharing is fun Play the Tutorial 5 times. | 27.72% | |
 | Research & Death Complete "The Lab" section of the game. | 27.7% | |
| Guns don´t kill people IV Basically Agent Awesome kills everything. | 27.39% | |
 | Action Movie Cliché Well that was exciting. | 27.32% | 08/10/2017, 01:07:43 |
| Grinder We get it, you need magnificents, but there are other 11 levels you can farm. | 26.9% | |
 | WMD Max out any weapon. | 26.89% | |
| Incognito Damn fine spywork. | 26.77% | |
 | OP Finish Level 1 Using only the RPG. | 26.53% | |
 | Middle class Earn a total of 25,000 Magnificents. | 26.52% | |
 | Mission Complete Complete "The HQ" section of the game. | 26.34% | |
| Bacon Madness If you where smelling Bacon you would have done the same. | 26.23% | |
| Overkill. Well, that guy is definetly not having an open casket. | 25.97% | |
| Circus Act Right between the eyes ! | 25.93% | |
| Anita will be pissed. Just, no death threats time please. | 25.89% | |
 | Rich Earn a total of 50,000 Magnificents. | 25.88% | |
 | Lab Accidents Complete "The Lab" section of the game with the Genocide bonus on every level. | 25.78% | |
 | Badass Finish level 12 using only the gun. | 25.68% | |
 | Fried E.V.I.L. Electrocute an enemy by hacking the electric floor with a Hack Grenade. | 25.52% | |
 | One Percenter Earn a total of 100,000 Magnificents. | 25.51% | |
 | KIA Complete "The HQ" section of the game with the Genocide bonus. | 25.49% | |
 | I F**king love science Complete "The Lab" section of the game with the Gandhi´s Ghost bonus on every level. | 25.48% | |
 | Easier said than done. Get the highest score possible on every level. | 25.48% | |
 | Diplomat Complete "The HQ" section of the game with the Gandhi´s Ghost bonus. | 25.4% | |
| Unstoppable Literally nothing should be able to stop you now. | 25.36% |