Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Oh Hey. Game's started. This isn't a test acheev or anything. | 91.43% | 01/10/2017, 07:32:52 |
 | YOU KNOW, LIKE AN RPG. Complete your first side quest. | 44.2% | 01/10/2017, 07:57:53 |
 | Sticks feat. Stones Bring Riley to a rap battle. | 16.24% | |
 | OH MY GOD IT'S A SUMMER.... sale Buy the Gauss Rifle. [SUMMER OF STEAM] | 15.51% | 17/10/2017, 07:16:24 |
 | We Represent The Lollipop Guild Recruit Emilia first. | 14.95% | |
 | Is It Like Dark Souls? Complete the game. Now please don't refund us. | 14.75% | |
| To Serve Mankind Complete act 1. | 13.86% | |
 | Night Terrors Recruit Kyle first. | 13.74% | |
 | Cycle of Violence Stop it. | 12.69% | |
| Childhood's End (the 2015 SyFy one) Erase a sacred bit of video game history from existence. Good job. | 12.44% | |
| Booty Call of Cthulhu We told you this was a dating sim. | 12.28% | |
| F- The invasion was bad and stuff. | 12.28% | |
| Male Man You went against canon and forged your own path. | 12.2% | |
 | Winter Quarter Finished In New Game+, complete Winter Quarter. | 12.08% | |
 | John Stamos, Prince of Danes In NEW GAME +, cast Hamlet as Hamlet. | 11.88% | |
| Destroyer of Worlds Complete act 2. | 11.8% | |
| THE SOUTH WILL RISE Start a cult. | 11.76% | |
| Hamlet, Prince of Darkness In NEW GAME +, cast Cthulhu as Hamlet. | 11.56% | |
 | Game Dev Stalker Romance Chris Avellone. [NEW GAME+] | 11.47% | |
| I Never Sleep On Planes So I Can't Be Incepted Talk to Thatcher. NEW GAME+. | 11.43% | |
 | Fall Quarter Finished In New Game+, complete Fall Quarter. | 11.19% | |
| A+ The invasion was good and stuff. | 11.19% | |
 | Dragonslaying 101 In NEW GAME+, choose your hero and go bag yourself a dragon. | 11.19% | |
 | Hogwarts and a Giant Squid Romance a Boy Wizard. NEW GAME+. | 11.15% | |
| Whoops Activating the Darkest Timeline. | 11.03% | |
 | The Doom That Came to Sarnath Get the ultimate weapon from Bokrug's shop. | 10.99% | |
 | Mini-game: Magnusball Champion Win a game of Magnusball. NEW GAME+. | 10.99% | |
| I, For One, Welcome Our New Kitten Overlords Save the kitties. | 10.99% | |
| Pusillanimous Wimp In NEW GAME +, cast Thatcher as Hamlet. | 10.99% | |
| Go Not To Wittenberg In NEW GAME +, cast Riley as Hamlet. | 10.83% | |
 | A Disturbance in the Force Kill Chris Avellone. | 10.79% | |
| Hamlet vs. Predator In NEW GAME +, cast V. Raptor as Hamlet. | 10.79% | |
 | Radioactive In NEW GAME+, get caught in a love triangle. | 10.75% | |
 | Gotta Go Fast Start the Invasion of Innsmouth ASAP. | 10.63% | |
| Yorktown Turn the world upside down. NEW GAME+. | 10.5% | |
 | Manic Pixie Girl In Reverse In New Game+, romance Thatcher. | 10.46% | |
| Clever Girl Recruit the first secret party member with the second secret party member. | 10.46% | |
| Original Halloween 2013 Launch Date Do everything at the Spirit Pines location. | 10.42% | |
 | A Cthulhu Dating Sim In New Game+, romance Cthulhu. | 10.42% | |
 | Dinosaur Porn In New Game+, romance V. Raptor. | 10.3% | |
 | Rule 34 to the max In New Game+, romance Riley. | 10.26% | |
 | Furry Lover In New Game+, romance Hollywood. | 10.26% | |
 | Entered Baldur's Gate In New Game+, romance Baldur. | 10.26% | |
| Powergamer Play the game through from beginning to end. Full run of the base campaign plus New Game+. | 10.22% | |
 | Hamletpocalypse That's not how the classic story of Hamlet goes at all. What game do you think this is? Elsinore? Buy Elsinore, it's a great game. [NEW GAME+] | 10.22% | |
 | Dirty Shoggoth In New Game+, romance Keziah. But why? | 10.18% | |
 | All The World's A Stage In New Game+, romance Hamlet. | 10.14% | |
| Subjugated All Pokemon To Your Will Recruited every party member. | 10.1% | |
| Male Man II Play the game through from beginning to end. Full run of the base campaign plus New Game+. As a dude. | 10.06% | |
| Stag In New Game+, romance no one. | 10.06% | |
 | Waifu Run Beat New Game+ with every romance. | 10.06% | |
| Dan Akroyd In New Game+, romance Hamlet's Ghost. | 10.02% | |
| Acheev Hunter Pop four achievements at once. [NEW GAME+] | 9.94% | |
| Join or Die Recruited every army squad. | 9.94% | |
 | For Every Animal You Save Kill an endangered species. | 9.94% | |
| Cthulhu Saves Christmas but really kills everyone. Holidays at Innsmouth suck. | 9.86% | |
 | Look Out, We've Got A Badass Over Here Start the invasion ASAP with all party members at max training. Base party members minimum. | 9.86% | |
| Sincerely, The Breakfast Club LAlalalalalalalaLALAlaLALAlaLALA | 9.7% | |
| This Is The Famous Dead Sea Tupperware Unlock all armor and weapons at Bokrug's shop. | 9.66% | |
 | They Didn't See This Coming Get your entire party killed at the Invasion of Innsmouth. Excludes any taken to the final battle with Marsh. | 9.66% | |
| "Here's some money, buy some exclusives for me" Put on the Dustin Starcore Cosplay. [SAN DIEGO COMIC-CON] | 7.84% | |
| Spice = Flow Don't deny people their pumpkin spice. Don't be a monster. [HALLOWEEN DLC] | 5.54% | |
| It Launches Vampire Kangaroos Equip the Vampire Kangaroo Launcher. [HALLOWEEN DLC] | 5.45% | |
| No Country for Old Gods Do the quest before you're even given it. [HALLOWEEN DLC] | 5.41% | |
| Game Dev Tycoon In NEW GAME+, review a video game. Hint hint. | 4.85% | |
 | Wordsmith One shot an enemy. | 4.81% | |
| Hamlet, Prince of Jams In NEW GAME +, cast Hollywood as Hamlet. | 4.81% | |
| Game Dev: Metacritic In NEW GAME+, review a video game poorly. | 4.77% | |
 | Pants on Fire Use the Cheat option the entire game. [DLC] | 0% |