Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | That was it. Finish the whole damn game. | 69.76% | |
 | Hatsamingo Collect half the hats. | 50.51% | 08/07/2018, 19:56:29 |
 | HATERS GONNA HATE. Dance to the first boss and don't stop for nothing. | 28.57% | 07/07/2018, 03:25:07 |
 | Greedrun Eat every fatcake in fatcake universe with a hamburger for a face. | 16.2% | |
 | Hatsamungojungo Collect all the hats. | 15.08% | |
 | Dinorun Beat the scrolling shooter segment without dying, as a dinosaur. | 14.45% | |
 | Speedrun Finish Shotgun universe in under 60 seconds. | 12.68% | |
 | Steedrun Play through Straightjacket Darkness universe without dying, with a horse head. | 11.76% | |
 | Mmyes Indeedrun Beat Rejected Green Clone universe in under a minute wearing a monocle and top-hat. | 11.67% |