Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Modern Day Trophy Hunter Earn Ribbon Finder. You're the best around! | 100% | 27/10/2018, 04:44:36 |
| Ribbon Finder Earn one ribbon. You did it! | 99.88% | 27/10/2018, 04:44:28 |
 | Hidden Talent Keep an enemy airborne for at least seven seconds. | 97.82% | 27/10/2018, 04:44:26 |
 | Wingman Play through a level with friendly fire on, without hitting anyone. | 50.79% | |
 | Old Timer Earn $100 in Flashback Mode. | 23.76% | 27/10/2018, 04:48:29 |
| Focused Warrior Hit Heavy Bag 200 times. | 21.7% | |
| Completionist Complete the flashback as both heroes. | 19.64% | |
| Pitfall Fall in a pit 30 times. | 19.03% | |
| Fully Loaded Complete a character's moves list. | 15.64% | |
| Equal Opportunity Destroyer Find and defeat all Abobo variations (white,black, green, purple). | 13.82% | |
| Full Metal School Jacket Collect all 6 dog tags by beating backers with special moves. | 11.15% | |
| The Good Ol' Days Interrupt all bosses in the flashback sequence. | 10.18% | |
| Money Bags Collect $500 total | 9.7% | |
| You Bastards! Come back from a last chance 20 times. | 8.12% | |
| Deja Vu Die 100 times. | 5.7% | |
| Cliffhanger Climb 10 minutes worth of fences. | 5.33% | |
| All Alone Be denied 100 fist bumps. | 5.21% | |
| Avian Revenge Stun 5 enemies with poop. | 3.52% | |
| Hey, Big Spender! Buy 10 group saunas. | 3.03% | |
| College Life Buy or find all hideout swag. | 2.91% | |
| Let it Snow Defeat 10 enemies with snowballs. | 2.42% | |
| Don't Get Involved Don't take any damage in 5 subway train rides. | 2.42% | |
| He's on Fire! Sink 5 basketballs. | 1.21% | |
| Toddler Make a stack of 10 objects. | 0.85% | |
| Book Club Find all the Hidden Books. | 0.73% | |
| Lion Tamer Whip an animal. | 0.48% | |
| Show Me The Money Punch every coin-giving object in the game. | 0.36% | |
| Here for the Fun Die in a pit 50 times. | 0.36% | |
| Double Agent Defeat 100 Agent Clones. | 0.36% | |
| Proto-gone-ist Defeat PROTO using only moves he uses against you. | 0.24% | |
| Bare Knuckle Fist bump 10 times during a combo. | 0.24% | |
| Kryptonite Defeat 100 nerds using projectiles. | 0.24% | |
| Dishonorably Discharged Interrupt all bravo squad members during their salutes. | 0.24% | |
| From Downtown Sink 5 dodgeballs. | 0.24% | |
| Programmer Drink 25 of each kind of soda. | 0.24% | |
| Try To Snatch It Grab a weapon thrown at you. | 0.12% | |
| Punch 'Em All, Joe Hit 30 "home runs." | 0.12% | |
| Big Boss Beat every boss without taking damage. | 0.12% | |
| Paparazzi Beat the game as every hero. | 0.12% | |
| Bring Em' On! Fight every enemy. | 0.12% | |
| Hamlet Find every boss' dialogue lines. | 0.12% | |
| Chunky Monkey Barf with Mike and Provie 20 times each. | 0.12% | |
| Kunio-Kun Complete the flashback sequence without taking any damage. | 0.12% | |
| Buy Everything Buy everything at least once. | 0.12% | |
| Bummer City See every bum. | 0.12% | |
| Ninth Inning Hit a baseball back and forth with a bat 9 times in a row. | 0.12% | |
| Octoboss Eat an octopus roll in front of the octopus. | 0.12% | |
| All In The Reflexes Grab a weapon thrown at you and throw it back to kill enemy who threw it at you. | 0.12% |