Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Dope You listened to Doug drop some phat beatsies. | 96.88% | 30/06/2019, 04:11:53 |
 | F.R.I.D.G.E C.R.E.A.M You listened to a fridge drop some phat rhymes | 52.97% | 06/07/2019, 03:11:33 |
 | Koniec You completed Paradigm. Dope. | 37.57% | 08/07/2019, 04:20:28 |
 | Crowd Pleaser You learned some sweet dance moves. | 35.84% | 06/07/2019, 03:12:24 |
 | High Five Me Again, Yeah You high fived the arm one too many times. | 31.81% | 08/07/2019, 00:27:06 |
 | Succulent Space Odyseey You bid a farewell to a space cactus. | 30.52% | 08/07/2019, 01:35:52 |
 | Toast My Buns You dated a toaster. Your buns are now nice and toasy. | 28.65% | 08/07/2019, 00:06:29 |
 | We Don't Go There You entered the forbidden mouse hole. | 28.5% | 08/07/2019, 00:49:20 |
 | Quak Me Hard You dated a duck-human. The rumours are true. | 25.62% | 08/07/2019, 00:11:50 |
 | Oh My What Long Arms You Have You dated a noodle hands mutant. Flexibility is a blessing. | 23.03% | 08/07/2019, 00:01:12 |
 | There's No Place Like Wall You talked to the Man in the Wall. | 21.74% | 08/07/2019, 01:50:50 |
 | Down in the Dungeon You found the Lich King Dungeon. (Steve's holiday house) | 17.56% | 08/07/2019, 01:45:13 |
 | Keeps Me Company You defended yourself in the way only way you know how. | 14.97% | 08/07/2019, 02:11:18 |
 | Qualified IT Consultant You listened to enough IT advice, you could probably get mid tier IT consulting job. | 14.54% | 08/07/2019, 01:20:41 |
 | Kvlt Grooves You used the kvlt code to get the kvlt black metal audio tape. | 12.52% | 08/07/2019, 00:16:35 |
 | Carpal Tunnel Revenue You pressed the ad button 10000 times and skipped the puzzle. You also may have carpal tunnel. | 8.49% | 08/07/2019, 03:13:21 |
 | Notavirus.exe You installed a virus in IT. | 7.63% | 08/07/2019, 01:15:51 |
 | High Fidelity You collected all the audio tapes. | 7.34% | 08/07/2019, 01:36:00 |