Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Thanks Obama! Get a lesson in healh insurance from Nurse Julie | 100% | |
 | If you could see what I can see... "Clean" the window of stray patriots. | 98.81% | |
 | Just checking! Ask Consuela for your compensation | 86.9% | |
| I discharged myself! Force Nurse Julie to discharge you | 83.33% | |
| The color purple Administer a grape soda drip | 83.33% | |
 | See that car!? Arrange to meet The Bleeding Heart | 82.14% | |
| I am who I am Prove your identity to Consuela | 82.14% | |
 | Collect call! Take the phone booth with you as you pass through | 82.14% | |
| Used cars Try to buy a Patriotmobile from a used car dealer | 82.14% | |
| A big hole Try to buy a Patriotcave from a real estate agent | 80.95% | |
| We're in the money! Finally persuade Consuela to give you your compensation | 79.76% | |
 | Say cheeseburger! Take a photo of Kyle as himself | 79.76% | |
 | In the frame Arrest a hero for attacking Nurse Julie | 79.76% | |
 | I'm special! Get an S-Class driving license in record time | 79.76% | |
| Entrapped! Convince a hero that Nurse Julie is murdering her patients | 79.76% | |
| Don't get even, get mad! Get angry while playing while struggling with a puzzle cube | 79.76% | |
| You spin me round round... Get into a spin in the revolving doors | 79.76% | |
| Supreme caught! Offend Mel with the name of your superhero group | 78.57% | |
| An icy threat Complete Issue 2 | 78.57% | |
| Kick the tyres Test the durability of the Heartmobile's tyres | 51.19% | |
| A friend indeed! Ask Kyle if he feels any pain since becoming The Purple Patriot | 48.81% |