Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Cael Oddi Fy Tir Play as Daffyd for the first time. | 97.99% | 24/11/2019, 03:17:45 |
 | Twiddling the Bits Visit the options screen. | 63.35% | 24/11/2019, 03:53:04 |
 | Hello, my name is Kenneth. Met Kenneth, the manager of Lidl, Swidon! | 61.35% | 24/11/2019, 04:01:57 |
 | Comm Plete Wy Als Lev Al Complete Wales. | 52.93% | 24/11/2019, 04:17:52 |
 | wot u lookin at Play as Darren for the first time. | 48.59% | |
 | Big Deal Complete Swindon. | 39.26% | |
 | Once For Each Year Die as David Cameron 5 times in the same game. | 37.39% | |
 | Something from the Salad Bar Get sliced by the harvester. | 33.89% | |
 | Taking it From Behind Hit the Shagging Campers from the top. | 33.5% | |
 | ReElection Special Dies as David Cameron another 5 times in the same game. | 33.33% | |
 | Tally Ho! Play as David for the first time. | 32.83% | |
 | Search and Destroy Destroy the first piece of evidence. | 17.24% | |
 | Seek and Eliminate Destroy the second piece of evidence. | 17.1% | |
 | Hunt and Kill Destroy the third piece of evidence. | 17.06% | |
 | Uncover and Cover Up Destroy the fourth piece of evidence. | 16.95% | |
 | Locate and Ruin Destroy the fifth piece of evidence. | 16.93% | |
 | Find and F*** Up Destroy the sixth piece of evidence. | 16.93% | |
 | Now Then, Where Were We? Destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence. | 16.8% | |
 | Sorry, Went For a Cuppa Destroy the... fourteenth piece of evidence? | 16.79% | |
 | Oh I Give Up All this counting is boring. | 16.79% | |
 | That Can't Be Right Definitely destroy the fourteenth piece of evidence. | 16.78% | |
 | Great Traffic Adventure Complete the Game. | 13.46% | |
 | Know Your Enemy Complete the tour of the M4 corridor. | 12.51% | |
 | Splat the Rat You splat the rat. | 12.01% | |
 | The Ex-Wife Crash into the lake when the body is floating. | 10.9% | |
 | Total Clock Up Crash into Big Ben while it is chiming. | 10.72% | |
 | GaGa Listen to all the radio stations. | 9.69% | |
 | Prison Rules Apply Kill all the campers before picking up the soap. | 9.47% | |
 | A Flaw in the System Learn the Lidl safe combination. | 8.33% | |
 | Mindless Destruction Destroy all the scenery in the Lidl Car Park. | 7.64% | |
 | Jimmy Carr's Accountant Get caught with only one piece of evidence left to destroy. | 7.62% | |
 | Spud-U-Like Listen to entire rap. | 7.62% | |
 | Turn an Eye Blind Crash into the London Eye while it is spinning fast. | 5.99% | |
 | Who Are These Guys!? In the London Heist crash into any four of the portaits on the walls. | 5.2% | |
 | Thamesting Fate Cross the Thames 50 times without crashing. | 4.77% | |
 | Communist Leanings. Make 100 consecutive left turns in SuperSnake. | 4.68% | |
 | Beyond the Possible Complete any level and its heist on Dark Souls mode. | 4.34% | |
 | Paradox If... If we could somehow... harness this lightning... channel it... into the flux capacitor... it just might work | 4.03% | |
 | Practice Makes Perfect Complete London without dying. | 3.93% |