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YesA First Step

Start the game

100%01/05/2020, 11:55:33
YesClicker Achievement #0

0 = The amount of shits that where given today.

99.9%01/05/2020, 11:55:32
YesClicker Achievement #1

Good job, you must be a genius!

99.8%01/05/2020, 11:56:13
YesClicker Achievement #2

Yeah you seem to get it now.

99.7%01/05/2020, 11:56:19
YesClicker Achievement #4

11 = The average number of games in a Steam library in March 2016

99.7%01/05/2020, 11:56:31
YesClicker Achievement #3

So since you are getting up to speed let us switch on some enjoyable music for you.

99.7%01/05/2020, 11:56:27
YesClicker Achievement #5

Freaking Illuminatis everywhere.

99.6%01/05/2020, 11:56:37
YesClicker Achievement #6

35 = Level of saltiness that we had while creating the game.

99.29%01/05/2020, 11:56:43
YesClicker Achievement #7

Wait… Who the fuck switched on that crap? Wait… we will change it for you.

99.09%01/05/2020, 11:57:02
YesClicker Achievement #8

50 = Try to put that into the keyboard.

98.99%01/05/2020, 11:57:06
YesA Single Minute

Play for 1 minute

98.79%01/05/2020, 11:56:32
YesClicker Achievement #9

We all love it... Sexy!

98.48%01/05/2020, 11:59:13
YesClicker Achievement #10

Look at that… look at the shapes… look at the roundness!

98.38%01/05/2020, 11:59:19
YesClicker Achievement #11

Also the button actually seems to be a bit too big… lets make it small

97.98%01/05/2020, 11:59:26
YesClicker Achievement #12

100% of the achievements that you could unlocked with the first 100 clicks.

97.78%01/05/2020, 11:59:30
YesClicker Achievement #13

121 = 11 * 11 (also there might be some illuminati involved again)

97.47%01/05/2020, 11:59:37
YesClicker Achievement #14

Oh wait, that's still not all!

97.27%01/05/2020, 11:59:44
YesClicker Achievement #15

121 is also the avarage number of games per user on Steam in May 2018

97.27%01/05/2020, 11:59:48
YesClicker Achievement #17

We gonna disable the freezing on the button now… so you do not have to wait every time.

97.07%01/05/2020, 11:59:56
YesClicker Achievement #16

Oh wait, that's still not all!

97.07%01/05/2020, 11:59:52
YesClicker Achievement #18

163 = Some people in the internet think this is the coolest number. Google it if you don’t belive me.

96.87%01/05/2020, 12:00:00
YesClicker Achievement #19

233 = Amount of little kids in the internet who already fucked your mum.

96.66%01/05/2020, 12:00:10
YesClicker Achievement #20

277.87 = Mph of the fastest car in the world, the Koenigsegg Agera RS.

96.26%01/05/2020, 12:00:20
YesThe First Confusion

Play for 2.5 minutes

96.16%01/05/2020, 11:58:02
YesClicker Achievement #21

PI is around 3.14159265359

95.55%01/05/2020, 12:00:26
YesClicker Achievement #22

4 is considered an unlucky number in chinese which is why some hotels do not have a 4th floor.

95.05%01/05/2020, 12:00:31
YesShoot it

Click the f****ng weird thingy.

94.24%01/05/2020, 11:58:26
YesClicker Achievement #23

447.19 km/h of the fastest car in the world… did you know that this equals 277.87 mph?

93.93%01/05/2020, 12:00:46
YesClicker Achievement #24

505 Games (the publisher) did not want to publish this game… we can't even imagine why…

92.92%01/05/2020, 12:00:53
YesClicker Achievement #25

Since everything takes so long lets double your click power!

92.32%01/05/2020, 12:01:01
YesClicker Achievement #26

666 = Burn in hell baby!

91.71%01/05/2020, 12:01:07
YesClicker Achievement #27

691 = First Irregular Prime Number (like who the fuck want to know that?)

91.41%01/05/2020, 12:01:16
YesClicker Achievement #28

777 is like 666… just replace every 6 with a 7

91.41%01/05/2020, 12:01:19
YesClicker Achievement #29

828m high is the tallest building in the world… :O

91.3%01/05/2020, 12:01:26
YesClicker Achievement #31

991 = Beeep Beeeep - Who is there? Is this an emergency?

91.2%01/05/2020, 12:01:34
YesClicker Achievement #30

Oh boy… oh boy… how about some sweet funky vision?

91.2%01/05/2020, 12:01:29
YesClicker Achievement #32

It seems like you are a bit bored… lets pump it up a little

91.1%01/05/2020, 12:01:41
YesClicker Achievement #35

13 = Flight rates usually drop on Friday the 13th because many people are scared of taking the plane.

90.8%01/05/2020, 12:01:50
YesClicker Achievement #33

Here is your new freaking moving button!

90.8%01/05/2020, 12:01:45
YesClicker Achievement #34

1111 = The number is cool so we will stop the eye cancer for you

90.6%01/05/2020, 12:01:45
YesClicker Achievement #36

1337… nothing more.

90.39%01/05/2020, 12:02:16
YesClicker Achievement #39

1666 = The average amount of cups of coffee a game developer usually drinks per day… well at least somewhere close to that number.

90.29%01/05/2020, 12:02:19
YesClicker Achievement #38

Aaaand replace it with an invisible one…

90.29%01/05/2020, 12:02:19
YesClicker Achievement #37

Oh also lets just get rid of that annoying moving button…

90.29%01/05/2020, 12:02:18
YesJust a Quicky

Play for 5 minutes

88.68%01/05/2020, 12:00:32
YesClicker Achievement #40

2000 = Some male songbirds sing more often every day.

87.87%01/05/2020, 12:02:45
YesClicker Achievement #41

2 as a binary number is maybe the most important number in computer science.

86.75%01/05/2020, 12:03:09
YesClicker Achievement #42

How about we make the button visible again?

84.23%01/05/2020, 12:03:25
YesClicker Achievement #43

2.718 = Euler's number… yes the dude owns that shit!

83.32%01/05/2020, 12:03:46
YesClicker Achievement #44

We just wanted to let you know that from now on you will have to work for your achievements.

82.71%01/05/2020, 12:04:01
YesClicker Achievement #45

4325003274489856000 = The total number of configurations of a Rubik's Cube.

82.51%01/05/2020, 12:04:21
YesClicker Achievement #46

5000 = The amount of times our head developer missspelled achievemnets

77.65%01/05/2020, 12:07:59
YesClicker Achievement #47

Sorry to tell you but you will never make it to the end!

76.95%01/05/2020, 12:09:25
YesClicker Achievement #48

7000 years ago cats started living people.

73.41%01/05/2020, 12:10:56
YesClicker Achievement #49

7672 games have been released on Steam in 2017.

72.8%01/05/2020, 12:12:59
YesTime is of the Essence

Play for 10 minutes

72.3%01/05/2020, 12:05:32
YesClicker Achievement #50

8848m is the height of the Mount Everest

71.79%01/05/2020, 12:12:59
YesClicker Achievement #52

9500 is the thickness of your mama's butt.

71.18%01/05/2020, 12:15:10
YesClicker Achievement #51

It's over 9000!!!!!

71.18%01/05/2020, 12:15:05
YesClicker Achievement #54

Good for you!

70.98%01/05/2020, 12:15:11
YesClicker Achievement #55

Lets learn counting together...

70.98%01/05/2020, 12:15:14
YesClicker Achievement #53

You seem to have a lot of freetime.

70.98%01/05/2020, 12:15:11
YesWTF

I guess it workn't.

69.06%01/05/2020, 11:55:35
YesDo you do everything that a random stranger tells you to do?

Press 50 on the keyboard

68.45%02/05/2020, 19:23:17
YesClicker Achievement #56

Aren't you getting bored?

66.94%02/05/2020, 19:17:02
YesClicker Achievement #57

Is it really worth all the trouble for some achievements?

66.53%02/05/2020, 19:17:05
YesClicker Achievement #58

14.000 pounds is the weight of an average fox.

66.23%02/05/2020, 19:17:12
YesClicker Achievement #59

You might want to reconsider your decission in live...

66.03%02/05/2020, 19:17:16
YesClicker Achievement #67

18000000 player have been online on Steam at the same time in January 2018.

65.72%02/05/2020, 19:20:05
YesClicker Achievement #60

I mean look at you...

65.72%02/05/2020, 19:20:04
YesClicker Achievement #65

for no good damn reason...

65.72%02/05/2020, 19:20:05
YesClicker Achievement #66

yeah.. i didn't think so neither.

65.62%02/05/2020, 19:20:05
YesClicker Achievement #64

and kept smashing this one button...

65.62%02/05/2020, 19:20:04
YesClicker Achievement #63

about the day where you sat down in front of your computer...

65.62%02/05/2020, 19:20:04
YesClicker Achievement #61

What are you doing with your time?

65.62%02/05/2020, 19:20:04
YesClicker Achievement #62

Like one day you will proudly tell your children...

65.62%02/05/2020, 19:20:04
YesShoot it 10 times

More weird thingies...

65.22%01/05/2020, 12:05:21
YesClicker Achievement #68

You know what... I feel sorry for the way I was talking to you.

64.81%02/05/2020, 19:20:07
YesClicker Achievement #69

I guess its the best for both of us if I am just quite for a while.

64.61%02/05/2020, 19:24:52
YesClicker Achievement #70

See you at absolute zero.

64.61%02/05/2020, 19:24:56
YesClicker Achievement #71

−273.15° is absolute zero… the coldest known temperature.

64.61%02/05/2020, 19:25:00
YesClicker Achievement #72

30000 is a very high number… there are only a hand full of numbers higher…

61.68%02/05/2020, 19:40:47
YesClicker Achievement #76

See it's much faster that way :)

61.38%02/05/2020, 19:43:57
YesClicker Achievement #75

We hope that helps :D

61.38%02/05/2020, 19:43:57
YesClicker Achievement #74

From now one each of your clicks will be worth 100 clicks instead..

61.38%02/05/2020, 19:43:57
YesClicker Achievement #73

You know as an appology for earlier let me help you a little...

61.38%02/05/2020, 19:43:56
YesClicker Achievement #77

50000 = The average amount of spiders per acre in green areas. (for however is interest in a random fact)

61.27%02/05/2020, 19:44:11
YesClicker Achievement #81

Pro Tip: Just 3 more and you are finally done!

61.27%02/05/2020, 19:46:44
YesClicker Achievement #80

Damn boooooooyyy… that’s sooo high already…

61.27%02/05/2020, 19:44:25
YesClicker Achievement #79

You know to keep it challanging ;)

61.27%02/05/2020, 19:44:25
YesClicker Achievement #82

We gonna take that moment to tell you the one thing that really mattes: We love you! :)

61.07%02/05/2020, 20:04:04
YesClicker Achievement #83

Do you want to know a secret?

60.87%02/05/2020, 20:06:24
YesClicker Achievement #89

You managed to do 100k clicks…

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:11:08
YesClicker Achievement #94

Hmm.. weird.. that used to work before...

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:11:09
YesClicker Achievement #87

Also…

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:11:07
YesClicker Achievement #84

Oh boy … actually you know what… just forget about it… I am running out of things to say here… therefore…

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:08:45
YesClicker Achievement #93

And switch off the computer!

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:11:09
YesClicker Achievement #92

Go outside and play with your friends!

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:11:08
YesClicker Achievement #91

So… to say it with the words of your mum…

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:11:08
YesClicker Achievement #90

That is super awesome and kind of worrisome...

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:11:08
YesClicker Achievement #85

Fuck it… that’s the end of the game!

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:11:07
YesClicker Achievement #86

Hope you kinda had fun and are happy with your achievements :P

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:11:07
YesClicker Achievement #88

What the actual fuck dude…

60.77%02/05/2020, 20:11:08
YesClicker Achievement #95

Oh well seems like you didn't listen...

59.45%02/05/2020, 20:11:09
NoSEXYYYY!!!

Press the sexy number

52.07% 
YesGrrrbrbrbrbr. Woah… what happened?

Did you see that?

50.15%01/05/2020, 12:16:21
YesThe Perfect Nap

Play for 25 minutes

48.23%02/05/2020, 19:44:25
NoClicker Achievement #96

Dude that is crazy! Let's introduce the super click and go to 1000000!

48.23% 
NoClicker Achievement #97

You are incredible.

47.93% 
NoClicker Achievement #99

Good job I am giving up.

47.72% 
NoClicker Achievement #100

WIN THE GAME!

47.72% 
NoClicker Achievement #98

You tapped so often that I can't even count it anymore.

47.72% 
NoClicker Achievement #101

The ultimate click champion!

47.72% 
YesShoot it 25 times

Even more weird thingies

44.08%01/05/2020, 12:16:31
NoGet -1 point

The keyboard is your friend.

40.04% 
YesThe Timeless

Play for 50 minutes

38.93%02/05/2020, 20:09:25
NoSo you want to hear a secret?

If you press GO it will automatically skip to the next message. However, always wait until the old text disappeared!

37.71% 
NoBeat the Freaking Clock

Play for 100 minutes

34.38% 
NoShoot it 50 times

Damn that are a lot of thingies

32.96% 
NoMaster of Time

Play for 250 minutes

29.93% 

    

Achievements last synchronized on 16/06/2020, 23:52.