Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Huzzah – good things come in threes Third time's a charm. | 99.8% | |
 | Ludicrous Speed Light speed is too slow! | 93.06% | |
 | Huzzah – with helium gas Have Helium – Will Travel | 92.8% | |
 | Free Toffee Animals don't belong in cages. | 83.64% | |
 | Huzzah - because brakes are for wimps The old switcheroo. | 81.8% | |
 | Caffeine Crackie I think that robot fluffed into my coffee. | 79.65% | |
 | Huzzah – he completely f*cked up Enjoy your fall. | 79.17% | |
 | Groundhog Day Aka. How to die a thousand Deaths | 78.81% | |
 | Third time's a charm When shall we three meet again? | 77.98% | |
 | Huzzah - three times the crap Three of a kind beats king high. | 77.92% | |
 | Porta Fisco Carnival Throw me something, Mister! | 74.05% | |
 | Basic Instinct What has been seen cannot be unseen. | 73.67% | |
 | Teamwork! I'll show you mine if you show me yours. | 73.46% | |
 | Long time no see Not that I actually need it. | 73.24% | |
 | Hide and seek Doors – useful AND sexy. | 71.39% | |
 | A true friend Self-sacrifices and bla. | 69.71% | |
 | Doppelganger Mirror mirror on the wall... | 69.46% | |
 | Cameo Wait, who's that? - Itsameeeea! | 68.95% | |
 | Rufus to the rescue I'd be an amazing dad! | 68.95% | |
 | Magic Mushroom Picker Little pieces of heaven down in the gutter. | 68.7% | |
 | Bozo is back! Pirates have feelings, too. | 68.37% | |
 | Remembrance of Things Past Tell it to the marines! | 67.99% | |
 | Laundry Day So that's why you don't wash your dirty laundry in public? | 67.29% | |
 | Huzzah – with a scoob a dee doo Elysium in hand's reach... | 67.25% | |
 | Demagogue I knew it: I'm surrounded by assholes. | 67.15% | |
 | Huzzah – he's off now for real The hardest part is letting go. | 66.61% | |
 | Mission: Impossible He's just no fun person to hang out with. | 66.32% | |
 | Saturday Night Fever Disco ain't dead! | 61.82% | |
 | Hand over heart At least I got the lyrics right. | 57.99% | |
 | Vampire's Kiss Vampire me, Vampire you. Platy-poo. | 56.41% | |
 | Zombie Apocalypse They seemed a bit bitey. | 54.86% | |
 | Surgeon simulator Which place do I stick it in... ? | 52.4% | |
 | Food Inspector Where's the fume extractor hood? | 31.81% | |
 | Darwin Award Cut my life into pieces. | 29.7% | |
 | Daring Sharpshooter I didn't mean to wind her up. | 27.57% | |
 | Master of Darkness The darkest Room Escape Game ever. | 26.19% | |
 | Micropayment Never pay more than 20 bucks for a computer game. | 23.91% | |
 | Russian roulette You jump, I jump … not! | 22.49% | |
 | Ignorance is Bliss Don't turn around! The Kommissar is out! | 21.42% | |
 | Quality Assurance Does this smell like chloroform? | 21.31% | |
 | Tough Guy! Didn't feel a thing. | 19.84% | |
 | Talent Scout 15 minutes of fame. | 17.29% | |
 | Knock knock! Knock-knock. Who's there? Rufus. Rufus who? Rufus on fire! | 16.95% | |
 | Smack him! 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. | 16.65% | |
 | Voyeur So what? It's the only peep-show in town. | 14.11% | |
 | That kid is fast as lightning Admit it: That was dumb luck! | 13.91% | |
 | Hung out to dry He'll get around somehow. | 12.67% | |
 | Sadist Picking at fresh wounds. | 11.76% | |
 | Catwalk Queen High fashion - low fashion - high fashion - low fashion. | 11.2% | |
 | Ornithorhynchologist You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs. | 9.94% |