Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Poop goes ploop! Ploop! | 99.4% | 16/12/2024, 04:58:55 |
 | Red Herring It worked! | 93.25% | 16/12/2024, 05:01:10 |
 | Peealot Peeing upside down since 2012! | 89.22% | 16/12/2024, 05:02:03 |
 | Beat dude with another dude! Where's my dude, dude? | 79.99% | 16/12/2024, 05:09:51 |
 | The day is saved! Yay! | 78.69% | 16/12/2024, 05:13:27 |
 | It's good to be short! But not always! | 63.78% | 16/12/2024, 05:49:50 |
 | CGAWAVE It's the new best thing! | 46.27% | 16/12/2024, 14:00:36 |
 | Do you have a spare asteroid? I might be addicted. | 45.56% | 16/12/2024, 05:05:40 |
 | Dead end! Haha! | 43.9% | 16/12/2024, 13:58:26 |
 | Learn to love! That bomb didn't do anything bad (yet!) | 42.95% | 16/12/2024, 13:57:49 |
 | Nuclear dumpster diving! What can we find here? | 42.6% | 16/12/2024, 14:05:17 |
 | You scared it! You monster! | 42.13% | 17/12/2024, 09:26:21 |
 | The birth of a salary man Born to work (aren't we all?) | 41.42% | 17/12/2024, 09:35:11 |
 | McPixel is mom now! Free range mom, too! | 41.18% | 16/12/2024, 14:04:05 |
 | All gags you can eat! You found them! | 41.06% | 16/12/2024, 05:46:51 |
 | You can't hitch a bus! Or can you? | 39.76% | 18/12/2024, 13:20:33 |
 | Hello World! I drew this! | 38.1% | 16/12/2024, 14:09:28 |
 | I command this caterpillar! Go and search for fake money! | 36.8% | 17/12/2024, 09:22:24 |
 | Ice Swimming! It's the new cool thing! | 35.97% | 18/12/2024, 13:25:54 |
 | Food thief! The food belongs to the colony! | 35.5% | 17/12/2024, 09:22:58 |
 | Made it all the way! And what for? | 34.44% | 18/12/2024, 13:23:28 |
 | I peed your pants. WHAT? | 33.25% | 16/12/2024, 14:14:06 |
 | Slay the lamb! It will bring upon destruction! | 31.71% | 18/12/2024, 13:30:04 |
 | Forbidden love! Ahh, will they ever be together? | 31.48% | 17/12/2024, 09:26:04 |
 | Manual trasmission chopper! They don't make them like they used to! | 30.65% | 18/12/2024, 13:33:27 |
 | Let some fresh air in! Like that one roommate who always opens the window! | 30.53% | 16/12/2024, 13:39:21 |
 | What what? Where did it go? | 30.41% | 17/12/2024, 09:39:33 |
 | I can't believe you've done that! He was sleeping! | 30.29% | 18/12/2024, 13:29:09 |
 | Now that's a danger noodle With a case of nuclear munchies! | 30.06% | 16/12/2024, 13:37:33 |
 | The funniest joke in the world It even tells you when to laugh! | 28.87% | 17/12/2024, 09:45:34 |
 | I love computers So good | 27.22% | 16/12/2024, 13:39:40 |
 | Well done! Congratulations! | 26.74% | 16/12/2024, 13:38:51 |
 | My car is so pushy Pushy car, pushy car! Push it all around! | 26.03% | 17/12/2024, 09:56:31 |
 | My people need me! And worst of all, I'm late for work! | 24.97% | 16/12/2024, 13:51:25 |
 | What I always wanted to be when I grow up! No human, no worries! | 24.97% | 17/12/2024, 10:04:36 |
 | Wrong wire! Sorry, you messed up. | 24.73% | 17/12/2024, 10:03:39 |
 | Thanks for waiting! You shouldn't have! | 24.26% | 16/12/2024, 13:41:53 |
 | Shoot'em up! Wait, that's not what it's called! | 24.02% | 16/12/2024, 13:50:14 |
 | It's my car! Gotta make sure it smells like it! | 23.31% | 17/12/2024, 10:21:06 |
 | I understand! It's the language of my people! | 22.6% | 19/12/2024, 14:07:05 |
 | Is there candy inside? One way to find out! | 22.6% | 17/12/2024, 09:58:10 |
 | Giving up is a virtue! And worth it sometimes too! | 22.48% | 19/12/2024, 14:14:35 |
 | It's pants time! Wow! | 22.36% | 19/12/2024, 14:06:11 |
 | BRB, gotta catch the train! It's a bullet-time-train! | 21.54% | 19/12/2024, 14:17:09 |
 | Right in the jimmy! It was in self defense! | 21.42% | 20/12/2024, 09:36:31 |
 | You won't make it back in time. Not a chance. | 20.95% | 17/12/2024, 10:15:28 |
 | Yes This is the correct thing to do. | 20.83% | 19/12/2024, 14:10:13 |
 | Keep your feet on the ground! Or are you burnt out already? | 20.24% | 20/12/2024, 10:14:53 |
 | Back my fish up! Pow! | 19.88% | 19/12/2024, 14:21:09 |
 | You have a right to remain silent! It's only fair! | 19.76% | 17/12/2024, 14:18:30 |
 | Please don't come again! Ouch! | 19.41% | 19/12/2024, 13:58:22 |
 | You're a snack! ...for workgroups! | 19.17% | 20/12/2024, 09:32:36 |
 | Imma just hide in the corner Wait for this to blow over | 19.17% | 21/12/2024, 16:48:57 |
 | BURP CLOSED | 19.17% | 21/12/2024, 16:49:40 |
 | Clear the path! And get on it! | 19.05% | 20/12/2024, 10:17:10 |
 | Closing the gap! Baby steps! | 18.58% | 20/12/2024, 09:40:03 |
 | Touchdown! Wait, wrong sports! | 18.34% | 20/12/2024, 09:59:45 |
 | Not THAT game! What's the word? | 18.22% | 19/12/2024, 14:32:44 |
 | Awww, you didn't have to! Must've been love! | 18.11% | 21/12/2024, 17:00:33 |
 | The bar for this dive was high! It was a high dive bar to overcome! | 17.75% | 20/12/2024, 10:14:13 |
 | Way to go! Feels like the end of the world | 17.63% | 22/12/2024, 13:36:02 |
 | What's your goal there? Eh? | 17.28% | 21/12/2024, 16:39:46 |
 | Everybody clap! That's a good landing! | 16.8% | 20/12/2024, 09:59:19 |
 | Barbeque in my pants! It's hot! | 16.69% | 20/12/2024, 09:30:29 |
 | This is my missile! It has been marked! | 15.62% | 22/12/2024, 14:26:38 |
 | Take care of your eyeballs! Unless you have eyeballs of steel! | 15.5% | 22/12/2024, 14:05:56 |
 | This is fishy! Need to investigate! | 14.91% | 22/12/2024, 13:58:43 |
 | Why did you pick this up? You know what this is, right? | 14.91% | 24/12/2024, 16:25:50 |
 | The defendant is ready! Objection! | 14.79% | 22/12/2024, 13:57:17 |
 | Ok, bye! Weeeeeee! | 14.67% | 22/12/2024, 13:56:49 |
 | Mom, I'm not a fish anymore! It was just a phase! | 14.56% | 22/12/2024, 13:34:58 |
 | Are we there yet? No. | 14.2% | |
 | Achievement Number 1 Congratulations! | 13.96% | |
 | Date poacher! At least it worked! | 13.96% | 24/12/2024, 16:22:51 |
| Stop beating my game! Heeey! | 13.84% | |
| Express elevator! Bye! | 13.73% | |
 | Take this on your way down! Down low! | 13.61% | 22/12/2024, 13:33:01 |
| You got hit by a smooth golden bar! You are now worthy | 13.61% | |
| Do the worm! Yes! | 13.37% | |
 | Uno, dos, tres Quattro! | 13.25% | 22/12/2024, 14:29:36 |
 | Pee my ride! Full of gold! | 12.9% | 22/12/2024, 14:19:10 |
| That was unnecessary. At least you got an achievement, tho. | 12.78% | |
| Can I get an 'amen'? No? Ok. | 12.78% | |
| DJs don't stage dive, you maniac! Why would you do that? | 12.42% | |
| Throw it all away! Way to go! | 11.95% | |
| Babies are evil! But aren't we all? | 11.71% | |
 | You can p** the dog Can I get a retweet for this? | 11.36% | 21/12/2024, 16:42:57 |
| Better call Sos! He knows all the solutions! | 11.24% | |
 | And this is how I met him... Pants down best looking guy in town! | 10.18% | 17/12/2024, 14:15:56 |
| There is nothing else! You have found all gags in the world! | 10.18% | |
| Why did you break it? Someone's gonna need it! | 10.06% | |
| That's all of them! Poor dudes! | 8.64% | |
| Diligent It's actually quicker this way too. | 7.81% |