Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Congratulations on Your Promotion! Open the game for the first time. | 99.77% | 01/01/2025, 16:28:25 |
| Drink and Thrive Find a mocktail on the ground and drink it. | 97.86% | 01/01/2025, 16:35:23 |
| Where The Fog Rises Meet with the mysterious stranger for the first time. | 79.55% | 01/01/2025, 17:00:30 |
| D.R.I.P. Mode Activated Collect every piece of swag during a mission. | 71.11% | 01/01/2025, 17:13:27 |
| A Huge Boss Defeat Hugo Bauss. | 64.57% | 02/01/2025, 01:33:21 |
| Slap Some Fashion Sense Into Them Fab Slap 25 enemies. | 48.18% | 07/01/2025, 17:20:05 |
| Potayto, Potahto Transform a Karen into a fashionista with the Tailormade, and another with the Belt of Justice. | 42.54% | 02/01/2025, 01:43:06 |
| Funk NFTs Decline a business deal with the Belt of Justice. | 35.91% | 02/01/2025, 01:56:19 |
| Seasoned Slapper Fab Slap 50 enemies. | 31.48% | 07/01/2025, 18:11:54 |
| 4d3d3d3 Engaged Defeat Hackerman | 28.97% | 09/01/2025, 16:29:33 |
 | Butting heads Stun a Sagging Pants Enemy with a weapon. | 20.82% | |
| L’Art Visit the Cheesus is Bling merch exhibit. | 18.81% | 13/01/2025, 21:42:36 |
| Everything Turned out Well in the End Defeat Turn Coat | 17.5% | |
| You’re a Winner Baby! Complete all of the story missions. | 17.5% | |
| A Game by Mopeful Games Read the credits. | 14.89% | |
| Justice Has Been Served Stun enemies 100 times with the Belt of Justice. | 11.06% | 09/01/2025, 21:28:05 |
| Challenge Accepted. Complete all challenges. | 9.66% | |
| Drive to Succeed Get first place on the driving range scoreboard. | 6.84% | |
| Toilet Is You Solve the only puzzle in the game. | 6.44% | |
| Hole in One Put the ball in the hole. | 6.34% | |
| Dominating! Stun enemies 250 times with the Belt of Justice. | 4.53% | |
| BULL’S EYE! Find the sniper secret. | 4.12% | |
| Top Rated Finish both sniper encounters while maximum Live rating. | 3.42% | |
| Gotta Catch ‘Em All! Find all the secret posters. | 3.22% | |
| Tens Tens Tens Across The Board Fully complete all missions and challenges. | 2.82% |