Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Start of Something Epic Build an Epic unit | 91.4% | |
 | No More Running Complete the Beta campaign on any difficulty | 56.3% | |
 | Practice Makes Perfect Win a skirmish match against an AI | 39.97% | |
 | Point of First Contact Complete the Human campaign on any difficulty | 37.92% | |
 | Self Sacrifice Feed a Mother Goo to a Proto-Purger (in any aspect of the game) | 36.74% | |
 | Epic Escalation Build the Epic unit for each faction | 30.82% | |
 | Call for Help Complete the Goo campaign on any difficulty | 18.21% | |
 | End of the Beginning Complete all missions of the campaign on any difficulty | 17.86% | |
 | Maxed Out! During a multiplayer match, build the maximum possible number of units | 12.63% | |
 | Even Ground Win a one-on-one multiplayer match | 9.57% | |
 | Civil Servant Complete the Mago's Pass mission without losing a single civilian | 7.93% | |
 | Weapon of Mass Destruction Win a skirmish or multiplayer match in Total Annihilation mode | 6.47% | |
 | Hat Trick Win a skirmish match against the AI with each of the factions | 6.19% | |
 | Game Ender Win a multiplayer match after destroying an enemy Epic unit | 5.99% | |
 | Macro Master As Human or Beta, complete a multiplayer or skirmish match without ever hitting the resource cap | 5.78% | |
 | Back from the Dead Rebuild your HQ (in any aspect of the game) | 5.78% | |
 | Evolutionary Pinnacle Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the Goo campaign on any difficulty | 4.9% | |
 | Tag Team Win a 2v2 multiplayer match | 4.2% | |
 | Barca's Finest Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the Beta campaign on any difficulty | 3.2% | |
 | Galactic Explorer Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the Human campaign on any difficulty | 2.63% | |
 | Glutton for Punishment Win a skirmsh match against 3 AI opponents on hard difficulty | 2.16% | |
 | Kickin' It Old School Win a LAN match (against an actual person or persons) | 1.56% | |
 | GG Complete all missions of the campaign on Hard difficulty | 1.27% | |
 | Uncompromised Conquest Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the campaign on any difficulty | 1.24% | |
 | Epic Loss Destroy each faction's Epic unit during a multiplayer or skirmish match | 1.12% | |
 | One Player to Rule Them All Win a four player free-for-all match | 0.89% | |
 | Completionist Win all missions and complete all bonus objectives in the campaign on hard difficulty | 0.63% | |
 | Seasoned Engineer Heal 1000 or more damage using the Repair Pad structure during a single ranked multiplayer match | 0.54% | |
 | Full Time Job Win 100 multiplayer matches of any size or mode | 0.51% | |
 | World War G Consume 100 enemy units or structures with formless Goo in a ranked multiplayer match | 0.5% | |
 | Fort Awesome Have at least 3 of every Sentinel type in your base at once during a single ranked multiplayer match | 0.45% | |
 | Sharing is Caring Destroy 5 Extractors or Mother Goos with a Mother Goo in a single ranked multiplayer match | 0.44% | |
 | Ain't Nobody Got Time for That Have at least 20 units mounted on wall pillars at the same time during a single ranked multiplayer match | 0.43% | |
 | Master of Teleportation Use the Teleporter structure at least 3 times and teleport at least 5 structures during a single ranked multiplayer match | 0.43% | |
 | I Could Do This All Day Win 100 skirmish matches | 0.41% |