Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Beat the game Complete The Stanley Parable. | 74.2% | 17/06/2017, 18:32:08 |
 | Welcome back! Quit the game and then start it again. | 70.9% | 17/06/2017, 14:40:07 |
 | You can't jump No seriously, we disabled it. | 63.72% | 17/06/2017, 14:52:38 |
 | Achievement This is an achievement. | 40.06% | 17/06/2017, 19:13:34 |
 | Click on door 430 five times. Click on door 430 five times. | 36.75% | 17/06/2017, 17:01:24 |
 | 8888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 | 19.81% | 17/06/2017, 17:43:43 |
 | Go outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. | 6.95% | |
 | Speed run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) | 4.63% | 17/06/2017, 19:21:58 |
 | Unachievable It is impossible to get this achievement. | 4.03% | 17/06/2017, 19:36:22 |
 | Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. | 1.49% | 21/06/2017, 19:00:27 |