Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Your sword's bigger than mine! Beat the first boss! | 100% | |
 | Are you really bigger than me? Beat the second boss! | 83.96% | |
 | Personally, I prefer the soda Beat the third boss! | 72.64% | |
 | You're the big dude now! Beat the last boss and become the CEO! | 62.26% | |
 | You didn't quit during the credits Thanks for actually watching the credits that probably everyone would skip | 59.43% | |
 | You actually shine to reflect? What kind of dude would actually reflect 100 bullets in one playthrough? | 58.96% | |
 | All in one quarter! Complete the game without dying! | 29.72% | |
 | Are you a speedrunner? Beat the game under 10 minutes | 25.94% | |
 | Shoutouts to Single Flipper It's a meme, you dip! Beat the game under 8 minutes | 20.28% |