Collected 1000 red points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Collected 1000 green points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Upgraded the church.

Snake summoned a chicken. Well... it's a start. Better than nothing.

Got the marble quarry ready. Marble is better than stone.

Dungeon level 5 cleared!

Started a company with Merchant. A great name for a successful company!

Gave the Necronomicon to Snake. Hope nobody uses it as cookbook!

Collected 3000 red points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Built a stone fence around the graveyard. Your graveyard is well protected now.

Collected 1000 blue points. They do not decay at midnight. So that was easy.

Made 30 slices. You've got the perfect size slice pretty much down.

Gave some perfume to Ms Charm. It smells nice, and wasn't tested on animals.

Got rid of the guardsmen's ambush. Now you are the Witch Hill Keeper too!

Cooked 10 different dishes or drinks.

Discovered 5 alchemy recipes. You're getting to know how things work in the lab.

Your company achieved 5 Fame. When you want quality vegetables -- you go to the graveyard!

Made a gold-star dinner.

Decorated a Dark Shrine. Looks better than your first apartment!

Made a gold-star wine.

Upgraded the church for the second time.

Fixed the mill. No further need to grind everything by hand.

Sold burgers at the burning ceremony. It's a mystery why you didn't make hotdogs.

Collected 3000 green points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Harvested a gold-star pumpkin.

Caught 6 different types of fish. One fish for every day!

You killed a Vampire Hunter. In life, there are no side quests.

Dungeon level 10 cleared!

Helped Merchant forgive his brother.

Got an Ideal Song from Vagner. Now you know how you'll make a million bucks, once you get back home.

There can be only one.

Collected three dark organs. Three in a row! The Inquisition is going to get a prize!

Helped Snake with his dark ceremony.

Discovered 10 alchemy recipes. Just remember, the Philosopher's Stone is a lie.

Gave a gold-star book to Astrologer. You should consider writing six more...

Helped Astrologer reunite with his family.

Switched on the portal. Are you sure you want leave?

Ate a fish stick. It reminded you of home...

Dungeon level 15 cleared!

Buried 50 bodies.

Collected 3000 blue points. Ok. Now that's impressive.

Caught 10 different types of fish.

Cooked 20 different dishes or drinks.

Bought your first land in the Village. By cheating a sick and helpless old man.

Built the tavern. Horadric wishes you were dead now.

Yorick became your bartender. For no salary. Slavery? No, he's made of wood!

Used the archaeological time machine for the first time. And didn't go mad.

Betrayed Gerry. That's not something you should be super-proud of.

Discovered 20 alchemy recipes. Now it's time to buy a white van and drive into the desert.

Put on your first Comedy Show. The guests laughed on command, so everything went good.

Threw your first alco-party. The guests remember nothing, but they enjoyed it.

Got a gold fish. Want to make a wish?

Your tavern's quality is 20! Wow!

50 health potions. -- And all of them red!

Watched the Master being summon. Is that Grace you feel?

Cooked 30 different dishes or drinks. You can call yourself a Chef now.

Watched the scene at the Coliseum. Unemployment benefits is everything.

Your tavern's quality is 40! Double Wow!

Organized your first rat race. The winning rat got a giant piece of cheese, choked on it, and died.

Caught 15 types of fish! You know everything about fish. They feel uncomfortable about it...

Put on your first concert. Ms. Charm's fans fell into ecstasy and a brawl broke out.

Watched the destruction of the Bridge. Always think before destroying bridges!

Witnessed the Contract signing. Who are "truly guilty men"?

Watched the scene in the bath house. You saw that one coming, didn't you?

Caught 200 fish. Your name is used to terrify misbehaving fish larvae.

Your tavern's quality is 80! Ultra Wow!

Organized an excellent rat race. Two guests lost everything and drowned themselves.

Threw an excellent alco-party. It's time to open the local drunk tank.

Put on an excellent concert. Ms. Charm received a marriage proposal from each male spectator.

Put on an excellent Comedy Show. It can't be -- the guests didn't have to be commanded to laugh!

Organized 15 events. You're a natural-born event manager!

Brought corpse blood to the vampire. Not very tasty, but better than many popular diets!

Met marquis Teodoro Jr. An aristocrat in danger - what could be more profitable!

Met lady Beatrice. Technically, you resisted her charms. But in your imagination...

Told Horadric the vampire was no more. Oh, if only everyone were so trusting!

Now you have your own camp! And hundreds of potential enemies -- in the form of Inquisitors.

Alaric convinced you to help. Refusal would have been dangerous to your health.

Exposed the vampire. Time to play Van Helsing!

You've helped the revolutionaries. Let's spread donkey communism across the world!

It's your last chance to join the workers and peasants. To be more specific, the donkeys and rats.

You've helped revolutionaries a third time. Who is next in line for General Secretary?

The Revolution has come to pass. It's time to look back on why you started it.

The cook has recovered her peace of mind. Now her friends won't avoid obesity and gastritis.

Your camp is flawless. You should write a guide to camp management!

You've provided the camp with some fortifications. They look dubious, but the settlers like them.

You've improved your camp. The chances that the refugees will die of starvation got lower.

You've helped the revolutionaries again. They'll be hard pressed to hang you as a "dirty exploiter".

Watched a scene from the past. Nothing is clear but it's quite intriguing...

Brought some smelly and useless filth into Dungeon, giving all the local ghosts a laugh.

Not a 5-star suite, but it will do.

Nothing is keeping Smiler here any longer. Let him continue his journey - to a new beginning.

They should be satisfied. At least for now.

How could someone not be crazy after all this time?

The treatment is over, but Euric doesn't look so cured.

Even the strongest and most unswerving have their weakness.

Witness an embarrassingly hot scene.

Practice makes perfect! Even if it's the sadness of the Astrologer.

Continue Euric's treatment. He says he's feeling better. Probably.

Share the secrets of haute cuisine with the Merchant.

It belongs in the church.

Someone had to become the first client of the Donkey Express.

Fill the Bishop.. with pride.

All the ambushes have been cleared out. The Terminator and Rambo would have been proud.

Interrogated vampire Carl, leaving Carl greatly enlightened.

Worked on someone's memory. Time to add "Neurosurgeon" to your CV.

Lady Beatrice made you an offer you can't refuse. Unless you decide to refuse.

You rescued the refugees. Welcome to the Inquisition's blacklist!

A vampire is terrorizing the villagers? Solution: an army of carnivorous bees.

The villagers are unhappy about something. Pray it's not your fault.

You provided the tanner's son with the bright and happy future of a forest thug. Nice work!

You helped the undertaker deal with her dead husband's relatives. The funeral mass is soon.

Start Euric's treatment.

Fire is so mesmerizing - even moreso when there's a boiling Inquisitor involved.