Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Escape from Cancum Island Leave Cancúm before it's too late. | 98.75% | |
 | Wilma Build yourself a "pastime" for the trip. | 87.23% | |
 | Faith! Find out what happened to Faith. | 78.25% | |
 | The Cavern of Cosmic Cognition Find the entrance to the Cavern of Cosmic Cognition. | 65.39% | |
 | Cockburn's Keystone Find Cockburn's Keystone. | 65.25% | |
 | Marquis' Keystone Find Marquis' Keystone. | 64.98% | |
 | Lady Gobbledick's Keystone Find Lady Gobbledick's Keystone. | 64.58% | |
 | Muffington's Keystone Find Muffington's Keystone. | 64.05% | |
 | Total Recall Restore Faith's memory. | 61.9% | |
 | Back to NLW Return to New Lost Wages to save Faith. | 61.1% | |
 | PiBot Connection Connect yourself to the PiBot. | 55.2% | |
 | Back to Reality Do what it takes to destroy the PiBot. | 52.52% | |
 | Wedding And they all ****** happily everafter. | 52.26% | |
 | Get out of here Leave Yanmei's submarine as fast as possible. | 46.09% | |
 | Space Quest Tell the correct story of Space Quest. | 45.69% | |
 | Wendi loves Otis Watch Wendi and Otis making love. | 43.41% | |
 | Wedding Suit Finish the game wearing the wedding suit. | 42.88% | |
 | Bing! Get on Kip's nerves. | 38.72% | |
 | Worth the wait Wait for Yanmei's surprise in the submarine. | 37.78% | |
 | Call me! Call all the numbers on Swingles phone. | 23.85% | |
 | Is that still funny? Listen to Lewis' comedy show ... to the very end. | 21.44% | |
| Leisure Suit Finish the game wearing the leisure suit. | 15.54% | |
 | Die hard Die every possible death at least once. | 13.13% |