Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | A bomb? Get killed by the suicide droid | 93.85% | 30/09/2018, 21:59:59 |
 | Mission Successful Fly the Xanadu back to Earth | 41.03% | |
 | Sign him up for the Knicks! Score a basketball goal | 38.98% | |
 | Killing Spree Destroy 3 enemies in 2 seconds or less | 37.44% | |
 | No New Mail Read every e-mail | 36.16% | |
 | Smashed Don't drink responsibly | 34.87% | |
 | Impulse 101 Obtain every weapon | 30.26% | |
 | Scanners Scan the Xanadu with the Survey Bot | 27.18% | |
 | Surgeon General's Warning Ignore the surgeon general, as well as common sense | 24.36% | |
 | Sacrifice | 22.57% | |
 | Trumpet-Major Experience an attack of flatulence | 22.05% | |
 | Murderer | 22.05% | |
 | Homer's Odyssey And and eat every donut | 20% | |
 | Audiophile Obtain every audiolog | 18.72% | |
 | Silver Shower Destroy a robot with the showers | 17.44% | |
 | Xanadu Book Club Find and read "The Unusual Death of Governor Li" | 16.92% | |
 | Please put your seats in the upright position Place every toilet seat up | 16.15% | |
 | Old School Unlock the bonus mini-games | 15.13% | |
 | The King of the Dead Become king of the zombies | 13.33% | |
 | Unintended Death Get killed by the environment | 13.33% | |
 | Ruined Breakfast Sabotage your breakfast | 11.28% | |
 | Bibliophile Obtain every page | 11.28% | |
 | The Other Half | 10% | |
 | Balls of Steel Beat the game without dying | 9.23% | |
 | Speedrunner | 5.64% |