Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | >OVER? BUT WE JUST STARTED! Checked in with Jude. | 100% | |
 | >IT WASN'T LOCKED Ventured out into the hallway. | 98.54% | |
 | >LIGHT WEAPONRY Got your flashlight in working order. | 93.37% | |
 | >STEP UP Won your first STRIFE. | 92.63% | |
 | >NA NA NA NA, HEY YOU Was Jude. | 90.98% | |
 | >THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM Sent Joey what she needs. | 89.27% | |
 | >FEATHERY DOOFUS ACQUIRED Acquired feathery doofus. | 88.6% | |
 | >WHY'S IT EVEN LOCKED Seriously--who locks their attic? | 88.41% | |
 | >SIGNATURE STYLE AND FLARE Flare: yes. Style: questionable. | 88.13% | |
 | >NOW WHAT IN THE HELL IS GOING ON IN HERE But seriously what in the hell is going on in here | 88.09% | |
 | >S E R P E N T Bypassed security. | 85.43% | |
 | >LET THE RUMPUS COMMENCE Was Xefros. | 84.76% | |
 | >ACCIDENTAL ASTRONAUT You're in space, apparently. Or at least, you were? | 84.73% | |
 | >THAT'S YOUR CUE Geared up. | 82.04% | |
 | >TREAT TIME Got those treats. | 80.97% | |
 | >RUBBLE LEADER Put the Grubble in rubble. | 80.81% | |
 | >IT'S A LIVING Made it to the living room...but at what cost? | 79.74% | |
 | >G R U B B _ _ S Spelled it right. | 78.09% | |
 | >GOOD DEER. BEAST FRIEND. Made an unexpected ally. | 76.92% | |
 | >HEAL THE DEERCAT. BE THE RIDER. Rode an unexpected ally. | 76.86% | |
 | >INSUFFERABLE ZOOSMELL Named your lusii. | 76.84% | |
 | >SAVE XEFROS Saved Xefros. | 76.81% | |
 | >CELL YOU LATER Finished HIVESWAP: ACT 1 with power to spare. | 58.56% | |
 | >BATTER LUCK NEXT TIME Finished HIVESWAP: ACT 1. | 25.81% | |
 | >RED AND GREEN HERRING Overthought it. | 20.02% | |
 | >MELODIOUS CHIRPS AND TONGUE-CLICKS Revealed your true nature. | 17.78% | |
 | >NO. THEY'RE YOURS NOW The batteries are yours, and you're keeping them. | 17.52% | |
 | >ACTIVITY RECORDED Observed cultists. | 15.52% | |
 | >HOPE SPRINGS ETERNAL Took a ballet lesson from an unorthodox source. | 14.22% | |
 | >WHERE THEY BELONG Tried to trash the POGS. | 12.85% | |
 | >PERIOD-APPROPRIATE REFERENCES This game is set in 1994. | 12.5% | |
 | >THE LONG GONEBIRDS Alas, Curses, and/or Farewell, as the case may be. | 11.96% | |
 | >MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? No? How about this one? | 11.85% | |
 | >VENT FRUSTRATION Gave Byers some very important character development. | 11.6% | |
 | >DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM Please. | 11.56% | |
 | >CONVEXED Held out for Bent Soup. | 11.47% | |
 | >BIRDGEONING TALENT Carried a tune. | 11.35% | |
 | >PLAYING WITH POWER Refreshed your memory. | 11.28% | |
 | >SURELY HE HAS SOME ADDITIONAL PURPOSE Nope. | 11.16% | |
 | >SERIOUSLY, DON'T EAT THE MUMMY. What is WRONG with you? | 9.07% | |
 | >SEQUENCE BREAKER Tried to get ahead of the game. | 8.83% | |
 | >JUNIOR VETERINARIAN Gave Byers a full check-up. | 8.24% | |
 | >THEY'RE STUFFED Tried to treat the taxidermied. | 8.1% | |
 | >BOROS Picked up where you'll leave off. | 0.11% |