Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | FINALLY Become the master of the goat tower. | 69.6% | |
 | Angel Goat Do no evil. | 66.12% | |
 | Demogoat Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time | 64.6% | 17/02/2018, 14:58:24 |
 | Stand by for Goatfall Finish all wallrun quest | 63.46% | 11/02/2018, 16:43:22 |
 | Goat Queen Become the Queen of Goat Ville | 63.4% | |
 | Alexander Goatstafsson Win the title bout! | 60.9% | |
 | What is its purpose? Thrash the Goathenge | 59.94% | |
 | LOEK master Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue | 51.06% | 14/02/2018, 11:56:59 |
 | Goats 'n' Stuff Hold your own concert | 45.49% | |
 | Devil Goat We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell. | 44.8% | |
 | Maximum MLG Big Plays Knock a bucket into a person | 43.87% | 11/02/2018, 16:53:48 |
 | Boulder of Death Hit the party with the Boulder of Death. | 43.55% | |
 | Pedestrian Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue | 38.39% | |
 | A story about my goat I'm sorry about my goat | 35.65% | |
 | Disgusting Why did you step in that? Yuck | 30.93% | 17/02/2018, 15:01:53 |
 | Involuntary QA Ooops, the game seems to have crashed. | 29.76% | |
 | Ling Ling into battle go Fight the turtles | 29.28% | 17/02/2018, 15:02:06 |
 | Steve's Quest Give Steve Works the apples | 25.59% | |
 | Butthurt Do a lot of hurt. With your butt. | 25.12% | |
 | Rymdskepp i Rymden Travel to space! | 24.74% | |
 | Cardio kills your gains Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue. | 22.59% | |
 | Jousting Goat Unlock the jousting mutator | 21.96% | |
 | Here's Johnny! Wield an axe with your tongue | 21% | |
 | A Story about my elevator Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator | 19.78% | |
 | I can't believe that worked Do 10 front flips in one trick. | 17.84% | 11/02/2018, 16:45:23 |
 | Dodge This Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again. | 15.65% | |
 | Malleus Maleficarum Burn them! | 14.79% | |
 | Goat of the hill Everything the light touches is your kingdom. | 14.4% | |
 | Boat ride Enjoy your trip | 13.12% | |
 | Mile High Club Lick the Hanging Glider. | 12.38% | |
 | One man, two shots and a religion Inflate that guy's knee | 10.11% | |
 | The mage's favourite Burn people from afar | 10.02% | |
 | Old Goat OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? | 9.06% | |
 | Vegas, baby! Hit The jackpot. | 8.75% | |
 | Jörgen Jörgen. | 8.64% | |
 | The Savage Paint with all the colors of the wind | 8.29% | |
 | GoatBuilt Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course | 7.79% | |
 | Not again... Get deviously trapped again | 6.4% | |
 | Trying to bring forth Sanctum 3? Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items. | 6.33% | |
 | Don't Panic srsly | 6.19% | |
 | Mattress Madness Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds. | 6.16% | |
 | Sällskapsresan Visit all zones on the MMO level | 5.82% | |
 | Mermaid Goat Unlock the mermaid mutator | 5.77% | |
 | Try Hard Find all the trophies in Goat Ville! | 5.33% | |
 | Gravity Goat Unlock the gravity goat mutator | 5.3% | |
 | Around the World on 5 Trampolines Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once. | 5.25% | |
 | Wheel Goat Unlock the wheel of time mutator | 5.23% | |
 | Tony Goat Finish all manual quests | 4.92% | |
 | Powerhoof SMASH Kick a person into a car | 4.85% | |
 | Valkyrie Go on the catapult with a rider on your back | 4.71% | |
 | Voluntary QA Trash the server room | 4.66% | |
 | ExcaliGoat Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator | 4.48% | |
 | The goa'th amendment Craft all the weapons in one game | 4.42% | |
 | One Ball Ride a bike for 60 sec | 4.18% | |
 | Builder Goat Find all the blocks | 4.08% | |
 | The Icelandic Experience It never erupts when you want it to. | 4.07% | |
 | Flip-Kick Kick something in the air while doing a backflip | 4.03% | |
 | Elfstreet Boys Baa with the choir | 3.95% | 20/02/2018, 15:29:09 |
 | Too much fun Kill 7 zombies with one minifun | 3.84% | |
 | Columbian Sugar Lord Ride the boat while on a sugar rush | 3.73% | |
 | Is that a goat? Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached | 3.69% | |
 | The Flapmaster Score 10 points in Flappy Goat. | 3.54% | |
 | Music Non Stop Jump on the launchpad | 3.32% | |
 | Steal the show Do a card trick at the magician | 3.28% | |
 | Hat Simulator Buy all hats | 3.16% | |
 | I am Bread Are you bread? | 3.16% | 14/02/2018, 11:57:56 |
 | Neckbeard Smell and look like one | 3.01% | |
 | Goatta catch 'em all! How do you catch goats? | 2.71% | |
 | I freaking love goats Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay. | 2.71% | |
 | SteamWorld Goat Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat. | 2.59% | |
 | Zombie slayer Kill 20 zombies in one game | 2.59% | |
 | Masterchef Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible | 2.49% | |
 | Better than Warlords of Dredmor Reach level 101 | 2.28% | |
 | An Unnecessary Journey Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava | 2.27% | |
 | Look at it go! Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb | 1.96% | |
 | Hang tight Paraglide in the air for 1 minute | 1.96% | 20/02/2018, 15:35:16 |
 | BFF Lick a friend | 1.93% | |
 | It's working... IT'S WORKING! Run wild with the podracer. | 1.9% | |
 | The Cow Whisperer Charm a cow using Valentino Salami. | 1.87% | |
 | Survive for your life Survive 10 days | 1.86% | |
 | Retirement Just finish that one LAST job. | 1.85% | |
 | Le Voyage Dans la Lune. A Trip to the Moon. | 1.75% | |
 | Love or Hate? Find all the trophies on the MMO Level. | 1.71% | |
 | The puke machine Complete centrifuge event. | 1.58% | |
 | Goat from above Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive | 1.57% | |
 | Itsamee! Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky. | 1.52% | |
 | Big in japan Beat the whiplash course without getting wet | 1.52% | 14/02/2018, 12:16:42 |
 | Don't starve Eat 50 food items in one game | 1.45% | |
 | I Am Goat Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes | 1.42% | |
 | Warm bath Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool | 1.4% | |
 | Goat Theft Auto Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over! | 1.32% | |
 | Fund this! Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair. | 1.31% | |
 | The Big Score Find all the trophies on the Payday Level. | 1.27% | |
 | Bounce it! Enable the hydraulic cars. | 1.27% | 20/02/2018, 14:25:06 |
 | Shattered dreams Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game | 1.27% | |
 | A new challenger has appeared Clear 25 survival quests in one game | 1.24% | |
 | Hoarder Find all the trophies in GoatZ | 1.23% | |
 | Survivalist Craft all items in one game | 1.2% | |
 | Goatipede Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede. | 1.14% | |
 | What’s the count? Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table. | 1.14% | |
 | Suppress the Suppressor Throw 5 police officers into prison. | 1.14% | |
 | Rocket League Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert. | 1.12% | |
 | The Song of my People Listen to the whole pan flute song. | 1.07% | |
 | Goatfellas Gather the crew for some drive-in movies. | 1.07% | |
 | Testaholic Complete test chambers. | 1.07% | |
 | Gather $1000000 I wanna be a baahlionaire. | 1.06% | |
 | Sweet collection! Find 10 trophies. | 1.04% | |
 | You raise me up! Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building. | 1.02% | |
 | Plentiful masquerade Wear 30 masks at once. | 1.02% | |
 | Camel Cavalry Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta. | 1.01% | 14/02/2018, 12:16:25 |
 | The world is your canvas Tag 10 walls. | 0.99% | |
 | Dastardly Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks. | 0.97% | 20/02/2018, 14:31:32 |
 | Captain industry Mine 10 pieces of channitatium. | 0.97% | |
 | Fifty Shades of NPC Hogtie 50 NPCs. | 0.97% | |
 | Use the sword, goat Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat. | 0.95% | |
 | My little brony Find all the pony horses. | 0.9% | |
 | Spend money to make money Put a money crate in the mining shredder. | 0.87% | |
 | Ready for the grill Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil. | 0.84% | |
 | splishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey Visit the badehaus. | 0.83% | |
 | What came first? The alien or the egg? Headbutt all alien eggs. | 0.8% | |
 | That's Fedorable Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time. | 0.77% | |
 | Wow is that a limited edition? Find 20 trophies. | 0.75% | |
 | Be not afreight Destroy all freighters. | 0.71% | 20/02/2018, 15:28:53 |
 | Ruler of the seven skies Blow up all pirate ships. | 0.71% | |
 | Bacon marauder Shoot down 30 police ships. | 0.71% | 20/02/2018, 14:04:29 |
 | NERD! Find all trophies in Space. | 0.7% | 20/02/2018, 15:36:17 |
 | Miner inconvenience Destroy 100 asteroids. | 0.69% |