Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Mr. Bear, reporting for duty! Reunited with a furry friend | 87.05% | |
| Get on the Katmobile Finished day one | 81.13% | |
 | Procrastinator Made your best efforts to miss the funeral | 78.25% | 15/03/2018, 19:48:10 |
| Wow, they're hypnotic... Finished day two | 76.57% | |
| We've met before, haven't we? Finished day three | 71.03% | |
| Down the rabbit hole Finished day four | 68.18% | |
| Been there, done that Finished the game | 67.7% | |
 | Hotwheels Felt like literally taking the wheelchair for a spin | 63.49% | 15/03/2018, 20:24:36 |
 | Enjoying the scenery Lost track of time on the road | 53.74% | 15/03/2018, 19:51:32 |
| Nocturnal Rediscovered yourself as a creature of the night | 44.03% | |
| Aaw! Tortured an imprisoned bum | 41.62% | |
| Film buff Totally mesmerized by Goober's monologues | 37.52% | |
| Undateable Felt no apparent need to let Lenny down gently | 33.69% | |
| Hooked on Corleys Became a huge fan of those sweet, addictive, not to mention cancer-inducing sticks of tobacco | 33.39% | |
| Resting scowly face Learned a cold hard truth about your face | 26.47% | |
| Heretic Wanted to engage in a good 'ol book burning | 25.56% | |
 | Pyromaniac Barely resisted the urge to barbeque a bear | 24.21% | 15/03/2018, 19:50:19 |
| Trigger happy Really had it out for Goober | 22.72% | |
| Passive smoking Amplified Goober's lung cancer | 19.57% | |
| How YOU doing? Engaged in flirtatious behavior on the computer | 19.42% |