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Achievement
% of players
Unlock date
YesBeat the game

Complete The Stanley Parable.

74.2%26/03/2017, 17:48:49
YesWelcome back!

Quit the game and then start it again.

70.9%26/03/2017, 17:34:10
YesYou can't jump

No seriously, we disabled it.

63.72%26/03/2017, 16:17:10
YesAchievement

This is an achievement.

40.06%26/03/2017, 16:15:01
YesClick on door 430 five times.

Click on door 430 five times.

36.75%26/03/2017, 16:25:05
Yes8888888888888888

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19.81%26/03/2017, 17:30:20
NoGo outside

Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years.

6.95% 
YesSpeed run

Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)

4.63%31/03/2017, 03:29:53
YesUnachievable

It is impossible to get this achievement.

4.03%04/04/2017, 22:26:24
YesCommitment

Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.

1.49%12/04/2017, 09:28:27

    

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