Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | True Focus Means Ignoring That Which is Irrelevant Ignore an enemy. | 67.68% | |
| Master of Clicking on Stuff Finish the tutorial. | 60.45% | |
| Die in a Fire Lose a unit to a rocket. | 41.3% | |
| Breaking the 4th Wall Blow up the 4th wall in a level with a rocket launcher. | 30.72% | |
| The Lament of the Noob Lose your first multiplayer game. | 25.18% | |
| If at First You Don't Succeed, You Have Failed Lose your first single-player mission. | 25.04% | |
 | Now I Have A Machine Gun. Ho Ho Ho. Play an Instant Skirmish and win with only your machine gunner left alive. | 22.97% | |
| Exterminator! Win a game of Extermination. | 21.15% | |
| Tinkerings Change the map generation settings. | 7.46% | |
| Charger! Win a game of Charge. | 6.07% | |
| Hostage Situationalist! Win a game of Hostage. | 5.75% | |
| The 10th Circle Get to Level 10. | 4.9% | |
| Disput....er! Win a game of Disputed. | 4.75% | |
| Old Stancher Complete the Single Player Campaign. | 1.43% | |
| He Has a Better Beard Than You, Though Defeat 'Bin' in multiplayer. | 0.98% | |
| SO MANY LEVELINGS!! Get to level 100. | 0.94% |