Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Big Banger Burnout Tame the uncontrollable fury of the Big Banger by incinerating it | 66.52% | 21/06/2017, 17:36:20 |
 | Spring Fresh Clean any map adequately | 53.74% | 21/06/2017, 22:46:43 |
 | You're Fired! Get fired! | 52.79% | 26/05/2017, 19:25:03 |
 | Employee of the Month Get the Employee of the Month reward for your office | 26.72% | 21/06/2017, 22:46:42 |
 | Who's for Dinner? Get eaten | 24.47% | |
 | The Mops Of Wrath Complete Athena's Wrath Level | 18.92% | 21/06/2017, 22:46:43 |
 | Bloody Hell! Mop up 10,000 splats | 15.92% | 22/06/2017, 15:34:22 |
 | Operation Brownwash Complete Waste Disposal Level | 13.67% | |
 | Anti-Virus Complete Caduceus Level | 13.02% | 22/06/2017, 16:01:32 |
 | Surgical Sweeper Complete Evil Science Level | 10.61% | |
 | Janicide Blow up a fellow worker | 10.53% | |
 | Brushed Steel Complete Revolutionary Robotics Level | 9.66% | |
 | Blaze of Glory Incinerate 2000 items | 9.62% | |
 | Thunder Candle Requisition a new replacement janitor through the use of TNT | 8.84% | |
 | Cold Storage Complete Frostbite Level | 8.57% | |
 | Refined Complete Unrefinery Level | 8.27% | |
 | Deep-Sea Dry-cleaning Complete Paintenance Level | 8.07% | |
 | Pass The Torch Take a lit flare from a fellow Janitor | 7.76% | |
 | Clean Freak Cleanup your own personal Office by removing any Trash, Viscera and Blood; excluding trophies, then leave | 7.19% | |
 | The Day the Funk Died Bring about the sad meeting of Ice-Cold Banger to fire | 6.8% | |
 | Ice-Cold Cleana Complete Cryogenesis Level | 6.52% | |
 | Lost in Space and Time Get consumed by an inter-dimensional crack in space-time | 6.38% | |
 | Identity Theft Steal 30 or more Personal Identification Devices (P.I.Ds) from cleaned levels and take them to your office | 6.18% | |
 | Pine Fresh Complete Hydroponic Hell Level | 6.06% | |
 | Louis and Clean Complete Gravity Drive Level | 6.02% | |
 | Blood Soaked Spill 100 dirty buckets | 5.76% | |
 | Chew on This! Throw 100 items into sand traps | 5.22% | |
 | Top Brass Pick up 800 casings | 5.02% | |
 | Cleanliness is Godliness Completely clean all mess in Santa's Workshop and clock off | 4.49% | |
 | Back From Whence It Came Destroy the Bad Banger | 4.48% | |
 | Bushwhacked Complete Overgrowth Level | 4.29% | |
 | Taking Out the Trash Pick up 1000 pieces of trash | 3.92% | |
 | Not Quite a Lumberjack Destroy 200 items in the woodchipper | 3.75% | |
 | Sandblasted Complete Unearthly Excavation Level | 3.61% | |
 | Biomassive Breakdown Complete Incubation Emergency Level | 3.57% | |
 | First Aid Restock a total of 50 medkits over your cleaning career by punching out of levels with medkits | 3.22% | |
 | Pedestrian Track over 20,000 footprints | 3.19% | |
 | Never Put It On Collect the ring and return it to your office | 3.18% | |
 | Bad Dreams on Helm Street Collect the clawed glove and return it to your office | 3.05% | |
 | Sanitary Supremacy Completely clean the entire Shadow Warrior temple level | 3.04% | 26/06/2017, 14:46:29 |
 | Bloody Incompetent Prove your incompetence by leaving a worse mess and clock off | 2.97% | |
 | The Shimmering Collect the axe and return it to your office | 2.77% | |
 | House of Honor Clean the entire House of Horror level | 2.77% | |
 | The Nose Knows Use the Sniffer for a total of 2 hours | 2.67% | |
 | Thursday the 12th Collect the mask and machete and return them to your office | 2.65% | |
 | One Mop To Rule Them All Complete All major Official Levels | 2.55% | |
 | The Red Nose Knows Collect the iconic reindeer nose and bring it back to your office | 2.41% | |
 | St. Nick's Boomstick Collect Santa's shotgun and bring it back to your office | 2.38% | |
 | Wicked Unliving Collect the chainsaw, boomstick, cursed hand and the evil book and return them to your office | 2.34% | |
 | Employee of the Year Receive 12 Employee of the Month awards | 2.26% | |
 | Harroween Collect the white mask and butcher knife and return them to your office | 2.21% | |
 | Rooks Kept Collect the different Rooks Keep figurines and take them back to your office | 2.15% | |
 | Plague Bearer Transfer a Goo-Jar to another work-site and infect something | 2.12% | |
 | Master of the Beats Turn off the Big Banger while it's playing loudly in zero-gravity during a Solo game | 1.96% | |
 | Tower of Babel Build a stack of 10 stools | 1.91% | |
 | Bob's Legacy Find Bob | 1.89% | |
 | Eggregious Find all the hidden painted eggs and return them to your office | 1.83% | |
 | Bring the Thunder Take the Big Banger Supernova out of Unearthly Excavation and into another work-site and turn it on | 1.78% | |
 | Sanitized Earth Completely clean all mess and destroy every item in Santa's Workshop and clock off | 1.77% | |
 | Ballistic Weaponry Collect the different Ballistic Weapons toys and bring them back to your office | 1.77% | |
 | "Red Keycard" Unlock Bob's super secret secret stash room | 1.73% | |
 | Disintegrator Fry 500 items with the plasma welder | 1.6% | |
 | Mr. Two Million Dollars Collect the two million dollars of cold hard cash from the Shadow Warrior level all at once and bring it back to your office | 1.54% | |
 | Head Hunter Collect elf heads and bring them back to your office, you freakin' psycho! | 1.53% | |
 | Bins? Limbs! Suffer the wrath of the Bin machine 75 times | 1.52% | |
 | Head Hunter Collect a head from each species in cleaned levels and take them to your office | 1.5% | |
 | Ubermensch Speedrun a map with at least %25 par time to spare | 1.37% | |
 | Christmas Crisis Corrected Completely clean Santa's Workshop without breaking any Christmas items and clock off | 1.35% | |
 | Keep It Secret, Keep It Safe Find all the unique and hidden collectibles and return them to your office | 1.29% | |
 | Santa Hats Must Die! Incinerate 50 Santa hats, the symbol of everything you hate | 1.15% | |
 | Need a Hand? Receive a total of 100 helping hands from the Slosh-O-Matic | 1.14% |