Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | And so it begins... Make your first kill. | 92% | 03/05/2018, 11:23:46 |
 | Took a banger in the mouth Take a rocket to the face. | 85.56% | 03/05/2018, 11:24:22 |
 | I'm afraid I just blue myself! Commit suicide. | 42.55% | 03/05/2018, 11:56:00 |
 | How Kevorkian! Perform your first execution. | 37.89% | 03/05/2018, 11:25:45 |
 | Patrick Bateman Make 100 kills. | 37.75% | 03/05/2018, 11:38:34 |
 | Bad touch! Touch someone while burning. | 35.64% | 03/05/2018, 11:28:04 |
 | Forrest Gump Run for 5 minutes. | 34.33% | 03/05/2018, 11:34:22 |
 | Oh, you press F1! Start the second level. | 33.67% | 03/05/2018, 11:29:46 |
 | Dirty knees Duck under a rocket. | 19.19% | 03/05/2018, 11:56:53 |
 | The Hell's Fargo Wagon Firebomb the band. | 18.83% | 03/05/2018, 11:41:59 |
 | From my cold, dead hands Complete a level with less than 10 health. | 16.08% | |
 | Ballmer Baller Play the Mac or Linux version of the game. | 13.38% | 03/05/2018, 11:21:25 |
 | NOPE! Chuck Testa. Fight an ostrich. | 13.02% | 11/05/2018, 03:40:22 |
| Dexter Make 1000 kills. | 12.68% | |
| Sissy Enable cheats. | 12.49% | |
 | You want our autograph too? Watch all the credits. | 12.39% | 03/05/2018, 12:00:48 |
 | Half-mast hard-on Complete level 10. | 11.82% | 17/05/2018, 01:33:17 |
| Get a girlfriend Complete the game. | 10.38% | |
| Never nude-ist Kill a naked person. | 10.26% | |
| Army of One Use every weapon in the game. | 8.9% | |
| Z for Zachariah Complete the game having killed everything. | 8.32% | |
| I swear, the AR is for hunting! Complete the game using only the M16. | 7.47% | |
| Holes is holes Take 10,000 hits. | 7.31% | |
| Boondock Saint Complete the game having only killed hostiles. | 6.88% | |
| Mickey and Mallory Make 10000 kills. | 6.74% | |
| Peter North would be proud Hit 100,000 targets. | 6.7% | |
| Bulletstorm Fire 1,000,000 bullets. | 6.67% |