Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Oh my God it's a Mirage! Found evidence of sabotage | 85.63% | 24/09/2018, 14:16:20 |
 | Breaking the Seal Sent Moue to the bathroom | 79.35% | 24/09/2018, 19:44:11 |
 | Chasing your Tail Discovered the Ouroboros | 76.67% | 25/09/2018, 19:53:50 |
 | Order of the Goat Outwitted the goat | 76.18% | |
| The Mystery Deepens Completed part 1 | 74.85% | |
 | Brand is Everything Helped Bassam to name his business | 73.5% | 26/09/2018, 12:12:29 |
| Bons Hommes Found the route the fleeing Cathars took | 72.78% | |
| X Marks the Spot Discovered the hiding place of Tabula Veritatis | 71.63% | |
 | Roll 'em Up Opened the shutter to Vera Security | 70.83% | 26/09/2018, 14:10:29 |
| Hot Wire Got the cable car working | 70.47% | |
 | Ink Trail Spotted the murderer's tattoo | 69.51% | 26/09/2018, 17:08:51 |
 | Suited and Fluted Spilt champagne on Laine | 68.88% | 26/09/2018, 17:17:58 |
| The Truth to the Grave Found the Tablet of Truth | 68.71% | |
 | Russian Evolution Discovered Medovsky's address | 68.28% | 26/09/2018, 17:27:49 |
 | Count Leo has the Answer Opened Medovsky's secret drawer | 66.99% | 26/09/2018, 17:51:33 |
| Gravity Depravity Got rid of the guards blocking your path | 65.55% | |
| Philosophy 101 Persuaded Shears to help you | 65.51% | |
| Balance Have a dream | 65.47% | |
 | Water of Life Got Hobbs drunk | 65.09% | 27/09/2018, 21:05:34 |
| Cry Havoc! Let slip the goats of war | 63.63% | |
 | CSI: Deluded Fixed the forensic machine | 63.61% | 28/09/2018, 11:27:16 |
| What Just Happened There? Saved the world! | 63.19% | |
| Boogie Nights Danced with Bijou | 62.11% | |
| No Parlo el Catala Decrypted Hobbs' map | 61.79% | |
| Fountain of Youth Presented the Manneken Pis to Moue | 61.16% | |
| Diamond Geezer Cut your way out of the office | 58.96% | |
| Game Complete Progress through the entire game | 53.75% | |
| Completed Tutorial Learnt how to play the game! | 35.38% | |
| Local Call Chilled out to Radio Yorkshire | 7.05% | |
| Super-Charged Potpourri Easter Egg Nearly made Pearl faint with heavenly delight | 5.96% | |
| Hidden Goat Easter Egg Found the hidden goat | 5.95% | |
| Notorious P.U.G Found all the hidden pugs in the neighbour's apartment | 4.01% | |
| I Call It The Dreamatorium Won a battle in your own mind | 3.36% | |
| Best buddies Chatted to the goat | 3.03% | |
| Joey Easter Egg Found all hidden Joeys | 2.68% |