Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Beat the game Complete The Stanley Parable. | 74.2% | 23/02/2017, 15:44:25 |
 | Welcome back! Quit the game and then start it again. | 70.9% | 27/02/2017, 20:30:22 |
 | You can't jump No seriously, we disabled it. | 63.72% | 23/02/2017, 15:08:19 |
 | Achievement This is an achievement. | 40.06% | 23/02/2017, 14:56:40 |
 | Click on door 430 five times. Click on door 430 five times. | 36.75% | 23/02/2017, 15:22:44 |
 | 8888888888888888 888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888888 | 19.81% | 27/02/2017, 20:38:32 |
 | Go outside Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years. | 6.95% | 27/02/2017, 20:34:29 |
 | Speed run Complete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times) | 4.63% | |
 | Unachievable It is impossible to get this achievement. | 4.03% | 27/02/2017, 20:30:23 |
 | Commitment Play The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday. | 1.49% |