Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Butterfingers Oh dear! Looks like you’re gonna be sending out more than just bad vibrations now. | 60% | 31/12/2018, 09:44:21 |
 | Lend A Hand Paramedic Shmaramedic, am I right? Well done for having such a tight grip on your life, your guts and that cell phone. | 54.69% | 01/01/2019, 04:20:49 |
 | Right Hand to Chewboiye I swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth except for when I don’t wanna tell the truth. | 47.88% | 01/01/2019, 01:58:09 |
 | Iron Hand In A Velvet Glove Looks like the iron hand has spoken! Death by exorcism for you, Emily Rose! | 45.35% | 01/01/2019, 04:14:05 |
 | Blood On Your Hands Looks like it’s all downhill from here, inmate. Prison life is definitely not the best life. | 38.31% | 31/12/2018, 09:44:21 |
 | A Show Of Hands Well… There we have it… Votes are in and it turns out that you’re a bit of a p****y… | 33.92% | 01/01/2019, 01:58:09 |
 | Finger On The Button NEVER PUSH THE BIG RED BUTTON! | 30.69% | 01/01/2019, 01:58:09 |
 | Goes Hand In Hand Go hold hands with your new prison butt buddies! | 27.92% | 01/01/2019, 01:58:09 |
 | Getting Your Fingers Burned And your toes, and your feet, and your legs, and your tummy, and your chest, and your neck and your head. | 23.65% | 01/01/2019, 04:14:05 |
 | The Devil Makes Work For Idle Hands Especially when those idle hands are as soft and smooth as yours. | 22.85% | 01/01/2019, 04:14:05 |
 | Take The Law Into Your Own Hands You should never do this, especially if your first name is Donald and your second name is Trump. | 21% | 01/01/2019, 02:03:26 |
 | Overplay Your Hand Yep, you literally over did it on the hand gestures, now you’ve joined both gangs, and they don’t like that very much. Loyalty isn’t your forte. | 20.65% | 01/01/2019, 02:16:21 |
 | Nimble Fingers You moved that finger so fast I couldn’t even see it! Did you even listen to those sick tunes? | 16.73% | |
 | Finger In The Pie If the pie is Chewboiye’s stash, does that mean your finger is in the joint? Are you smoking yourself??? Duuuude…. | 16.27% | 01/01/2019, 02:03:26 |
 | Firsthand Encounter Sounds like they might probe more than just your brain… | 13.96% | 01/01/2019, 04:14:05 |
 | When The Left Hand Doesn't Know What The Right Hand Is Doing You’ve finally got some company, after all this time! | 12.12% | 01/01/2019, 02:16:21 |
 | Hands In Your Pockets You died before you even started the game. What are you even doing? Nothing, obviously. Wow. Useless. | 9.81% | |
 | Getting Out Of Hand You drugga! Can you see the light at the end of the tunnel yet? | 9.12% | 01/01/2019, 01:58:09 |
 | Biting The Hand That Feeds You Looks like you pissed off Barbara more than usual… She ain’t coming back for nobody! | 1.15% | |
 | Backhanded By Mom I SAID I’M SORRY MOMMA – I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUUUUUUU! | 1.15% | |
 | Heavy Handed Wow! Aggro much? Take it easy, buddy... Or don’t. Either way. | 1.04% | |
 | Receiving Handouts Too blessed to be stressed! Gotta love some free stuff! | 1.04% | |
 | Finger On The Trigger Hate to say it, but I think you just got JFK’ed… Too soon? | 1.04% | |
 | Sit On Your Hands Better not get your hands to dirty with these makeshift drugs! | 1.04% |