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YesFINALLY

Become the master of the goat tower.

69.6%01/15/2019, 1:24:13 PM
YesAngel Goat

Do no evil.

66.12%01/15/2019, 7:21:48 PM
YesDemogoat

Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time

64.6%01/15/2019, 1:28:23 PM
YesStand by for Goatfall

Finish all wallrun quest

63.46%01/15/2019, 2:08:46 PM
YesGoat Queen

Become the Queen of Goat Ville

63.4%01/15/2019, 8:22:40 PM
YesAlexander Goatstafsson

Win the title bout!

60.9%01/15/2019, 1:33:48 PM
YesWhat is its purpose?

Thrash the Goathenge

59.94%01/15/2019, 2:25:28 PM
YesLOEK master

Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue

51.06%01/15/2019, 1:52:51 PM
YesGoats 'n' Stuff

Hold your own concert

45.49%01/29/2019, 2:05:33 AM
YesDevil Goat

We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.

44.8%01/15/2019, 1:46:32 PM
NoMaximum MLG Big Plays

Knock a bucket into a person

43.87% 
YesBoulder of Death

Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.

43.55%01/15/2019, 7:40:52 PM
YesPedestrian

Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue

38.39%01/15/2019, 2:12:16 PM
YesA story about my goat

I'm sorry about my goat

35.65%01/29/2019, 1:55:18 AM
YesDisgusting

Why did you step in that? Yuck

30.93%01/29/2019, 1:38:33 AM
YesInvoluntary QA

Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.

29.76%01/28/2019, 5:14:44 AM
YesLing Ling into battle go

Fight the turtles

29.28%01/29/2019, 1:38:59 AM
YesSteve's Quest

Give Steve Works the apples

25.59%01/28/2019, 1:47:39 AM
YesButthurt

Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.

25.12%01/28/2019, 1:47:31 AM
YesRymdskepp i Rymden

Travel to space!

24.74%01/17/2019, 8:33:10 PM
YesCardio kills your gains

Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.

22.59%01/15/2019, 7:53:33 PM
YesJousting Goat

Unlock the jousting mutator

21.96%01/28/2019, 2:09:38 AM
YesHere's Johnny!

Wield an axe with your tongue

21%01/15/2019, 8:24:52 PM
YesA Story about my elevator

Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator

19.78%01/29/2019, 2:14:31 AM
YesI can't believe that worked

Do 10 front flips in one trick.

17.84%01/17/2019, 8:16:25 PM
YesDodge This

Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.

15.65%01/17/2019, 7:37:34 PM
YesMalleus Maleficarum

Burn them!

14.79%01/28/2019, 5:59:46 AM
YesGoat of the hill

Everything the light touches is your kingdom.

14.4%01/17/2019, 8:56:45 PM
YesBoat ride

Enjoy your trip

13.12%01/28/2019, 3:46:38 AM
YesMile High Club

Lick the Hanging Glider.

12.38%01/20/2019, 4:51:29 AM
YesOne man, two shots and a religion

Inflate that guy's knee

10.11%01/28/2019, 5:33:15 AM
NoThe mage's favourite

Burn people from afar

10.02% 
YesOld Goat

OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?

9.06%01/28/2019, 5:51:13 AM
NoVegas, baby!

Hit The jackpot.

8.75% 
YesJörgen

Jörgen.

8.64%01/28/2019, 2:28:30 AM
NoThe Savage

Paint with all the colors of the wind

8.29% 
NoGoatBuilt

Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course

7.79% 
YesNot again...

Get deviously trapped again

6.4%01/28/2019, 4:02:49 AM
YesTrying to bring forth Sanctum 3?

Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.

6.33%01/17/2019, 7:44:37 PM
NoDon't Panic

srsly

6.19% 
YesMattress Madness

Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.

6.16%01/17/2019, 7:21:26 PM
YesSällskapsresan

Visit all zones on the MMO level

5.82%01/28/2019, 3:49:20 AM
YesMermaid Goat

Unlock the mermaid mutator

5.77%01/28/2019, 3:18:22 AM
YesTry Hard

Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!

5.33%01/20/2019, 6:40:52 AM
YesGravity Goat

Unlock the gravity goat mutator

5.3%01/28/2019, 5:09:48 AM
YesAround the World on 5 Trampolines

Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.

5.25%01/17/2019, 8:50:49 PM
YesWheel Goat

Unlock the wheel of time mutator

5.23%01/28/2019, 5:04:50 AM
YesTony Goat

Finish all manual quests

4.92%01/20/2019, 5:04:35 AM
YesPowerhoof SMASH

Kick a person into a car

4.85%01/17/2019, 9:20:01 PM
YesValkyrie

Go on the catapult with a rider on your back

4.71%01/20/2019, 4:19:34 AM
YesVoluntary QA

Trash the server room

4.66%01/28/2019, 4:22:44 AM
YesExcaliGoat

Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator

4.48%01/28/2019, 4:50:41 AM
NoThe goa'th amendment

Craft all the weapons in one game

4.42% 
YesOne Ball

Ride a bike for 60 sec

4.18%01/29/2019, 2:32:30 AM
NoBuilder Goat

Find all the blocks

4.08% 
NoThe Icelandic Experience

It never erupts when you want it to.

4.07% 
NoFlip-Kick

Kick something in the air while doing a backflip

4.03% 
YesElfstreet Boys

Baa with the choir

3.95%01/28/2019, 3:23:16 AM
NoToo much fun

Kill 7 zombies with one minifun

3.84% 
NoColumbian Sugar Lord

Ride the boat while on a sugar rush

3.73% 
NoIs that a goat?

Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached

3.69% 
YesThe Flapmaster

Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.

3.54%01/29/2019, 7:32:44 AM
YesMusic Non Stop

Jump on the launchpad

3.32%01/28/2019, 5:39:50 AM
YesSteal the show

Do a card trick at the magician

3.28%01/28/2019, 5:19:03 AM
NoHat Simulator

Buy all hats

3.16% 
YesI am Bread

Are you bread?

3.16%01/17/2019, 7:51:17 PM
YesNeckbeard

Smell and look like one

3.01%01/29/2019, 2:54:11 AM
NoGoatta catch 'em all!

How do you catch goats?

2.71% 
NoI freaking love goats

Find all the trophies in Goat City Bay.

2.71% 
NoSteamWorld Goat

Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.

2.59% 
NoZombie slayer

Kill 20 zombies in one game

2.59% 
NoMasterchef

Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible

2.49% 
NoBetter than Warlords of Dredmor

Reach level 101

2.28% 
YesAn Unnecessary Journey

Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava

2.27%01/28/2019, 5:07:46 AM
NoLook at it go!

Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb

1.96% 
NoHang tight

Paraglide in the air for 1 minute

1.96% 
NoBFF

Lick a friend

1.93% 
NoIt's working... IT'S WORKING!

Run wild with the podracer.

1.9% 
NoThe Cow Whisperer

Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.

1.87% 
NoSurvive for your life

Survive 10 days

1.86% 
NoRetirement

Just finish that one LAST job.

1.85% 
NoLe Voyage Dans la Lune.

A Trip to the Moon.

1.75% 
YesLove or Hate?

Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.

1.71%01/28/2019, 4:32:08 PM
NoThe puke machine

Complete centrifuge event.

1.58% 
NoGoat from above

Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive

1.57% 
NoItsamee!

Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.

1.52% 
NoBig in japan

Beat the whiplash course without getting wet

1.52% 
NoDon't starve

Eat 50 food items in one game

1.45% 
NoI Am Goat

Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes

1.42% 
NoWarm bath

Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool

1.4% 
NoGoat Theft Auto

Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!

1.32% 
NoFund this!

Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.

1.31% 
NoThe Big Score

Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.

1.27% 
NoBounce it!

Enable the hydraulic cars.

1.27% 
NoShattered dreams

Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game

1.27% 
NoA new challenger has appeared

Clear 25 survival quests in one game

1.24% 
NoHoarder

Find all the trophies in GoatZ

1.23% 
NoSurvivalist

Craft all items in one game

1.2% 
NoGoatipede

Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.

1.14% 
NoWhat’s the count?

Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.

1.14% 
NoSuppress the Suppressor

Throw 5 police officers into prison.

1.14% 
NoRocket League

Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.

1.12% 
NoThe Song of my People

Listen to the whole pan flute song.

1.07% 
NoGoatfellas

Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.

1.07% 
NoTestaholic

Complete test chambers.

1.07% 
NoGather $1000000

I wanna be a baahlionaire.

1.06% 
NoSweet collection!

Find 10 trophies.

1.04% 
NoYou raise me up!

Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.

1.02% 
NoPlentiful masquerade

Wear 30 masks at once.

1.02% 
No Camel Cavalry

Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.

1.01% 
NoThe world is your canvas

Tag 10 walls.

0.99% 
NoDastardly

Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.

0.97% 
NoCaptain industry

Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.

0.97% 
NoFifty Shades of NPC

Hogtie 50 NPCs.

0.97% 
NoUse the sword, goat

Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.

0.95% 
NoMy little brony

Find all the pony horses.

0.9% 
NoSpend money to make money

Put a money crate in the mining shredder.

0.87% 
NoReady for the grill

Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.

0.84% 
Nosplishy splashy wibbly wobbly timey wimey

Visit the badehaus.

0.83% 
NoWhat came first? The alien or the egg?

Headbutt all alien eggs.

0.8% 
NoThat's Fedorable

Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.

0.77% 
NoWow is that a limited edition?

Find 20 trophies.

0.75% 
NoBe not afreight

Destroy all freighters.

0.71% 
NoRuler of the seven skies

Blow up all pirate ships.

0.71% 
NoBacon marauder

Shoot down 30 police ships.

0.71% 
NoNERD!

Find all trophies in Space.

0.7% 
NoMiner inconvenience

Destroy 100 asteroids.

0.69% 



Achievements last synchronized 6 years ago.