Destroy a tier 2 armor or higher till it breaks off and everyone can see your underpants! You better laid out the best, this morning, for this occasion. (Your underwear is generated by a algorithm that takes your personality in account.)

You have been chosen to eliminate the most evil snowman of all the evil snowmen! In this completely free DLC special extra mission (that was already in the game and still is) you have to put a lance through Hitler's frozen heart and destroy him for once and for all. (He is hiding between all the other evil snowmen.)

Make no difference between evil and good snowmen and just smash them all to snowy bits! - Destroy 100 Snowmen.

Complete the quest for a trickshot where you have to hit two things with one cannonball. [+Quest Reward]

Those Skeletons are always moving clumsly into your way, make them all pay and shatter them to pieces! - Shatter 100 Skeletons.

Sometimes those peasants want to drink something hot instead of lousy water, so you gotta fill some buckets with lava. - Throw 10 Horned-Bucket-Heads into the lava. (Kicking with your foot prohibited.) #Lava-Bucket

Sometimes burned and scorched is not enough, sometimes it needs to be really crispy! - Throw 25 creatures into the lava. #Crispy

Complete the quest for flying where you have to fly a distance of 30 feet. [+Quest Reward]

Reach a diamond bridge in one of the Endless Journey modes. [+Unlock Reward]

Craft the new castle with enough gold and treasures after finishing the story mode. [+Magic Lance Reward]

Contract an insurance then ensure a big payday by making a scratches combo that it atleast x10. (Yes, insurances work with combos but only in video games.)

You always had a feeling that those bucket's were capable of more. Use your inner rocket scientist, apply higher physic mathematics and calculate the parable with the force and some luck. - Joust 10 buckets or horses into wooden targets. #On-Target

Let 500 heroes die. (Not necessary on purpose) [+Unlock Reward]

Collect those hats and equip each of the 7 characters with a hat! Those hats need to be something else then the default ones. The hats have to be of randomly generated types. They can not be special extra hats.

Eat overall 1000 meat and/or apples in the Starve or Blow Up mode. [+Unlock Reward]

Travel overall 500000 feet in Endless Journey. [+Unlock Reward]

Eat more then humanly possible or horse-ly possible. In the Rogue Rider Mode you have to eat more then the maximum of 10 fat without exploding. You got to use magic to make this possible!

Just because everything gets more delicious with a big portion of explosives. - Throw a creature into a mine. #Busted

Finish the first person Story mode campaign.

Lend you some hands or arms, the finger is pointed at those spiders, they are armed with some, lay your hands on them, it is in your hands to use them in a handy way where they will fell some trees for you without you lifting a finger and keeping them at arm's length. A achievement may be handed to you! - Use 10 spiders to fell 10 trees. #Eight-Armed-Logger

When you manage to make it to a village it is time to spend all your hard earned gold! Visit all the shops a village has to offer.

Big or small, cute or nasty, nice or mean, just you make it splash! - Throw 50 creatures into the water. #Splashy

And you thought only a fool would want to step into your boots and set out in this cruel world. But here is someone to proof you wrong, that is of course when you give him a nice sum of extra motivation.

Complete all 35 Quests.

They might be little but their fireballs are devastating. It is time that someone cut them down to size with some good old slaps! - Slap away 100 little dragons.

Finish the bird's eye Story mode campaign

This achievement is just here to document this embarrassing incident. Well, some people will insist that managing to do such thing is also a accomplishment.

You got to find Santa and then poke him. -Why? Ask Santas glorious belly. It basically begs for it!

Let your horse(s) poop 10000 horse apples. [+Unlock Reward]

The want to lick you, take you and then swallow you! Strike them and they might reconsider their plan. - Strike 100 Toads.

Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with atleast bronze medals in all levels.

Carry 5 of each diamond type with you but remember you can't eat them!

Equip yourself with the highest tier armor which will guarantee you to make a glorious impression on every knights party. It also increases your chance for survival in this cruel world.

Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with atleast silver medals in all levels.

Finish all 3 Story mode campaigns with gold medals in all levels.

There is no shame or weakness in mourning on the old mans grave (which is basically the grave of you your previous self). Take this achievement to give you some comfort in your pain.

The boulders you are rolling with are the biggest but you gotta make sure to show it to everyone while the beats are banging out your ...wait, just speed it up 3 times with your lance and don't mind any casualties it rolls over!

Throw those bats like they were batarengs and hit some bright green glowing popping popculture baloney ballon things in the batcave! - Pop 10 mushrooms with bats. #Batareng

Find and reach The Pillar of The World wonder of the world.

Find and reach The Tree of Life wonder of the world.

Find and reach The Gargantuan Pearl wonder of the world.

Find and reach The Artifact of Insanity wonder of the world.

Throw a mine bomb and then roll it for 100 knight feed without having it explode. Make sure to make it hop over obstacles and don't accidentally hit the ignite button!

Find and reach The Colossus of Bogussus wonder of the world.

Find and reach the Stairs to The Sky wonder of the world.

Let a Blacksmith repair a armor which is completely destroyed. With all those pieces missing, in no time and that all for a flat price - he really is the most talented and most humble craftsman from here to the edge of the world!

Find and reach all seven of the wonders of the world over the course of multiple games.

Find and reach The Garden of Paradise wonder of the world.