Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Skwit Skwot appreciated that. Hug Skwit Skwot! | 75% | |
 | Super KaDuper Alley Ooper Sure Restart the Game! | 66.18% | |
 | The Squishy Squirmy Science Squidlit OF SCIENCE! Become a squidlit repellant connoisseur! | 66.18% | |
 | The Tiniest Squid that Ever Did! Continue to ink after beating the sharkerfly! | 44.12% | |
 | Squidlit inna Box! Find Riverjack! | 39.71% | |
 | Sharing is Caring Feed all of your muffins to Skwit Skwot! | 39.71% | |
 | Double jump! Don't start the game for a minute and a half! | 39.71% | |
 | Squeaky Clean! Don't get inked during the credits! | 28.68% | |
 | Yeah! That's right! You did it! You're a good squidlit! Continue to wiggle on the final screen! | 22.06% | |
 | Comprehensive Reader Don't let Grimwar summon anything! | 17.65% | |
 | All Shark No Fight Beat the sharkerfly in less than 5 seconds! | 17.65% | |
 | Loved by All Wiggle at all the squidlits! | 13.24% | |
 | I'm a Distraction! Make the music stop! | 13.24% | |
 | The planet is spinning too fast! Beat the game in less than 11 minutes | 6.62% | |
| This game canonically takes 3 days! Beat the game in less than 12 minutes. | 6.62% | |
| You're gonna fling the squidlits off! Beat the game in less than 10 minutes 30 seconds | 4.41% | |
 | Stale Muffins Complete the game without stress eating a muffin! | 4.41% | |
| Oop. There They Go! Beat the game in less than 10 minutes (Wow!!!) | 4.41% |