The fiendish gleam in Franky's eyes when she sees the torch rounds tells you - never, ever let Franky have the torch rounds.

All bang, no buck. Your hands are sweaty, but you know why.

Shot Franky - an adorable, helpless, friendly little gumshoe - a bunch of times. Harsh man, harsh.

You always wanted someone to call you a Gumshoe, but never figured it'd involve literal gum.

Button received a reduced sentence of 5 years, served 2, and walked out of the prison's gates and into the paws of Flynn. They went on to have multiple litters of alley kittens, and their Family prospered.

Adrien Fois now wears t-shirts and suspenders, and his most beloved hobby is bowling.

Xtra Kleen's timeline began with you. Extra-dimensional bathrooms everywhere owe their cleanliness to your achievement.

You broke a major case, and now Franky has a gun. You're not sure it was such a good idea to give a gun to a cat, but - she's happy with it shooting bubbles, and you're proud of her.

You beat the game with clean hands. Just like your momma taught you.

You walked 500 more. You're the Investigator who walked 1000 miles!

Button had kittens. Shelly attempted to throw the kittens out onto the street, but they were taken in by Jooseppi, who happened to be running another protest in front of the Ossified Egg.

The Blind Mice were never brought to justice, and in fact, you were only vaguely aware that "The Blind Mice" were a thing of which to be aware.

You broke a minor case, and totally biffed a major one, but - still. You've got your jobs, and your partner is your best friend in the world, and that ain't half bad.

Getting away with murder emboldened them, leading to a life of crimes numerous and far worse.

As opposed to Max, he spent his 10 years in a white collar minimum security resort. They have conjugal visits, you know.

The Blind Mice went down for murder in the first degree, and were sentenced to life in prison.

Adrien Fois went on to buy an even nicer suit, with gold threading hand stitched by a starving rat.

When the Chief heard you'd put Adrien and Button away for good, and about how incredible a job you'd done breaking the case, he looked up and said: "get out of my office, Jones."

Button went away, and received no legal or financial support from the Bundts ever again. Shelly immediately adopted a new orphan kitten to train in the ways of prudishness and pomp.

Upon his release, he found that his office at Hi-Table smelled curiosity of cat pee. He was never able to find its source, and was eventually forced to vacate his posh corner office.

You beat the game without Franky ever seeing the inside of a jail cell. Truly the best of buddies.

It was all the Chief could do to keep Franky out of jail. You and her ended up with jobs as bussers at the Slice of Pi.

In recognition of your valiant Investigative efforts across the multiverse's many timelines, Xtra Kleen hereby awards you with a key to the executive washroom. Use it well.