Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Bwah! get cursed | 98.94% | 12/07/2019, 19:49:28 |
 | Long Day No Pay complete one day | 77.53% | 12/07/2019, 20:26:32 |
 | Tough Luck get your luck index below -100 | 73.54% | 12/07/2019, 20:08:32 |
 | 5 Second Rule eat an item off the ground | 67.34% | 12/07/2019, 19:59:04 |
 | Party Animal stay out late on Theday | 60.69% | 12/07/2019, 20:38:09 |
 | Rags to Worse Rags start the day poor, end it poorer | 54.93% | 12/07/2019, 20:26:32 |
 | Delicious! buy river weevils | 42.09% | |
 | Charmed get your luck index over 100 | 34.7% | |
 | Gross get the first tablet piece | 34.41% | 12/07/2019, 20:21:59 |
 | 9 Days a Week complete one week | 29.53% | |
 | THANK YOU FOR YOUR OBEDIENCE incinerate 100 items | 27.47% | |
 | Sick Burn incinerate 50 pools of vomit | 16.1% | |
 | Goddess get your luck index over 500 | 15.95% | |
 | Apprentice sell a common spellswatch | 14.47% | |
 | Every Nook & Cranny explore every area | 13.73% | |
 | Not in the Job Description return to the sewerdungeon | 12.55% | |
 | Necromancer sell a rare spellswatch | 12.4% | |
 | Spellcrafter sell an uncommon spellswatch | 12.26% | |
 | Devotee get a tablet piece from Rhiande | 10.19% | |
 | Black Market trade with Shifty Sallamot | 9.75% | |
 | Woah, where did you find that?? sell a mythic spellswatch | 5.46% | |
 | Strangely Quiet transfer the skull curse | 5.32% | |
 | Making Ends Meet lose 200 MC in one day | 5.32% | |
 | Windowshopper peruse the market's wares | 5.32% | |
 | Dear Diary finish the game | 5.32% | |
 | Romanceable feed 5 dirt to dirt girl | 5.02% | |
 | Good Decisions drink poison | 4.43% | |
 | Instant Gratification
| 4.43% | |
 | Scavenger sell an item for more than 50 credits | 4.28% | |
 | Supernova dank.... | 4.28% | |
 | Your Money, My Lunch get mugged 3x in one day | 3.99% | |
| Pilgrim worship every goddess in the same day | 3.69% | |
 | Rags to Riches gain 200 MC in one day | 2.51% | |
 | Off Limits parkour out of the map | 2.51% | |
 | Spendthrift incinerate one of each tier-one currency | 1.92% | |
 | Cheater
| 1.92% | |
 | Totally Worth It
| 1.77% | |
 | Something Happened collect enough blue gems | 1.77% | |
 | Overachiever stay inside all day | 1.77% | |
 | Buy One Get One Free get a random achievement from the merchant | 1.18% | |
 | Doing Something Right get your luck index below -666 | 1.03% | |
 | Sucks to Suck lose all your achievements | 1.03% | |
 | Daily Ritual play 10+ minutes every (real-world) day, 9 days in a row | 1.03% | |
 | Booster Pack collect every trading card | 0.89% |