Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Slow Learner Run into the instant death spikes | 72.1% | 23/06/2019, 23:02:33 |
 | Slowing Distortion Delay the Apocalypse by 150 seconds in one run | 46.41% | 14/07/2019, 08:43:56 |
 | Rainbow Family Defeat the Blob Bros. | 42.76% | |
 | I Can See Again! Defeat a Sandstorm | 42.21% | 23/06/2019, 23:07:09 |
| Mutant Plant Defeat a Tree Monster | 41.23% | |
 | King & Queen Rollers Defeat the Royal Dillos | 40.99% | 14/07/2019, 08:21:51 |
| Human Insect Defeat the rare Mothguy | 40.1% | |
 | Ninja Scientist Score 50,000 with the Ninja Suit | 33.15% | 14/07/2019, 08:41:29 |
 | The Experiments of Combat Score 50,000 with the Scientist Suit | 30.94% | |
 | Delay the Inevitable Delay the Apocalypse by 4 minutes in one run | 28.95% | |
| Goat Feaster Defeat the rare Chucab | 26.11% | |
| Shouldn't Have Done That Defeat the rare Benny | 25.28% | |
| Getsuga Defeat Zombakuto | 23.1% | |
| Frozen to the Core Defeat Frozen Bones | 22.52% | |
| Giant Bat Deluxe Defeat the Night Emperor | 22.07% | |
| Frostbite Defeat a Yeti | 21.91% | |
 | The King of Death Defeat Skeleking | 21.86% | 14/07/2019, 08:41:29 |
| Wumbology Defeat a Wumbo Blob | 21.39% | |
 | It's a Mystery to Us Defeat Mystery | 21.05% | 14/07/2019, 08:30:08 |
| Tensho Defeat Zombakuto BW | 20.14% | |
| Artificial Heart Defeat a Crystal Heart | 19.08% | |
| Mr. Crazy Man Defeat Foreman Jack | 18.1% | |
| Doomsday Comes Later Delay the Apocalypse by 6 minutes in one run | 17.9% | |
| Attractive Force Score 50,000 with the Magnet Suit | 17.43% | |
| Getting Sweaty Score 50,000 with the Gym Suit | 16.87% | |
 | Revenge Defeat Meiun | 16.82% | |
 | Never Trust Them Defeat one of Meiun's Advocates | 16.04% | |
 | Faceless and Skinny Defeat the rare Slendy | 15.94% | 14/07/2019, 08:24:14 |
| Unknown Killer Defeat the rare Jef | 15.29% | |
| Treeminator Defeat Treebot | 13.62% | |
 | Glimmering Wonder Defeat the special Gold Blob | 12.81% | |
 | Ninja Style Finish a run in the Ninja Suit | 12.79% | |
| Mega Treasure Collect all of the contents in the Mega Slot Chests | 12.01% | |
| That Guy Defeat the Soul of Raynald | 11.92% | |
 | Victory Hypothesis Finish a run in the Scientist Suit | 11.48% | |
| It Came From Above Defeat Meteor Bob | 10.57% | |
| Kaboomishi Defeat a Bombcano | 9.87% | |
 | Positive Charge Finish a run in the Magnet Suit | 9.37% | |
 | Amazing Workout Finish a run in the Gym Suit | 9.15% | |
 | Mad Shepherd Use the Sheep weapon on an enemy | 8.93% | |
 | Aim High Score 200,000 points | 8.51% | |
 | First Aid Not Needed In the Scientist suit, complete a run without using the revive potion | 8.4% | |
| Time Anti-Paradox Beat the final boss | 7.51% | |
| With Time to Spare Finish a run in under 15 in-game minutes | 7.23% | |
 | Rematch Defeat Elemental Meiun | 7.17% | |
| Weirdest Idea Ever Score 50,000 with the Birthday Suit | 6.93% | |
 | One Weapon Only In the Ninja suit, defeat a boss without using either attack button | 6.92% | 14/07/2019, 08:35:00 |
 | Way of the Ninja Finish Earth Unleashed in the Ninja Suit | 6.82% | |
| Heavy Load In the Gym suit, defeat a boss with both weapons at full weight | 6.82% | |
 | Lethal Mixture Finish Earth Unleashed in the Scientist Suit | 6.71% | |
 | OP MLG Purchase Buy the most expensive weapon from a merchant | 6.71% | |
 | Living on the Edge Finish a run in the Birthday Suit | 6.67% | |
 | Learn Through Failure Lose 50 runs | 6.64% | |
 | Incredible Stamina Finish Earth Unleashed in the Gym Suit | 6.61% | |
 | The North Pole Finish Earth Unleashed in the Magnet Suit | 6.59% | |
| The Heart Complex In the Magnet suit, have 15 hearts follow you at once | 6.43% | |
| Speedrun Strats Finish a run in under 12 in-game minutes | 6.39% | |
 | ...Happy Birthday! Finish Earth Unleashed in the Birthday Suit | 6.39% | |
 | Divine Ownage Beat the Time Empress | 6.29% | |
| Distortion Is Too Slow Finish a run in under 10 in-game minutes | 6.26% | |
| Unlock All The Things Yep. (only need the Singleplayer ones) | 6.25% | |
 | Unscathed Take no damage in a run | 5.93% | |
| Untouchable Take no damage in a run in Earth Unleashed | 5.92% |