Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Not in my backlog! Don't let the game just sit in your unplayed games pile! | 100% | 16/08/2019, 22:47:31 |
 | Mmm.. Pizza! Find the address of the theatre | 66.15% | 16/08/2019, 22:54:05 |
| From here to there Create a map to get to the theatre | 61.46% | 16/08/2019, 22:57:22 |
| Don't be a Wonka Find the "Golden Ticket" | 58.33% | 16/08/2019, 23:00:06 |
| Nil Desperandum Ask Samantha for a date | 50% | 17/08/2019, 17:45:03 |
| Poor Lucy! Find the missing SD card | 48.96% | 17/08/2019, 17:49:49 |
| In just a jiffy Find the Spanish software module | 48.96% | 17/08/2019, 17:52:40 |
| Habla Espanol Install the Spanish software module | 48.44% | 17/08/2019, 17:54:28 |
| Only an hour! Transcribe interviews for Sam | 47.92% | 17/08/2019, 17:56:44 |
| My secret identity Pick a name for your alter-ego | 45.83% | 18/08/2019, 02:19:43 |
| Weak as water Fail the strength test | 44.79% | 18/08/2019, 02:27:00 |
| With clogs in Clog the toilet at the theatre | 43.23% | 18/08/2019, 02:10:17 |
| A tortoise in treacle Fail the speed test | 42.19% | 18/08/2019, 02:32:45 |
| Who's the daddy? Complete the strength test | 42.19% | 18/08/2019, 02:31:25 |
| Magnetic personality Retrieve the magnet from the speaker | 42.19% | 18/08/2019, 02:23:13 |
| Cupid stunts Get Consuela's phone number for Kirk | 41.15% | 18/08/2019, 02:38:19 |
| To the max! Take the treadmill to maximum speed | 41.15% | 18/08/2019, 02:42:43 |
| Consuela's Got Talent! Get Consuela an audition from Stefan | 38.54% | 18/08/2019, 11:18:52 |
| Macgruber! Build a "foolproof" rigged crossbow | 38.54% | 18/08/2019, 11:23:50 |
| Seven week itch Use the floor vent to help you fly | 38.02% | 18/08/2019, 11:38:09 |
| William Tell Shoot an apple off of Kyle's head | 38.02% | 18/08/2019, 11:30:05 |
| Vinegar stroke Tell the nurse Kyle's having a stroke | 37.5% | 18/08/2019, 15:04:29 |
 | A Patriot is Born Complete the game | 36.98% | 18/08/2019, 15:11:50 |
| Balls of Steel Blackmail Stefan directly | 33.33% | 18/08/2019, 11:17:59 |
| Keeping it real Tell the nurse that you're still Kyle | 33.33% | 18/08/2019, 15:09:20 |
| A true patriot Tell the nurse you love America | 31.25% | 18/08/2019, 15:10:39 |
| Whedonesque Tell the nurse you want to be in a movie | 30.21% | 18/08/2019, 15:10:15 |
 | Balls Missing Let Stefan bribe you | 28.65% | 18/08/2019, 11:13:55 |
 | Make 'em wonder Tell the nurse you love your "Boy Wonder" | 28.12% | 18/08/2019, 15:14:02 |
| Side of the angels Tell the nurse you want to conquer evil | 27.08% | 18/08/2019, 15:13:32 |
| Brass monkeys Tell the nurse you want an 80's TV reunion | 26.56% | 18/08/2019, 15:16:22 |
| Losing my mind Tell the nurse you're the Purple Patriot | 26.04% | 18/08/2019, 15:12:43 |
| The King and I Tell the nurse you're the King of Siam | 24.48% | 18/08/2019, 15:15:31 |
 | You're Gorgias Tell the nurse you don't love anyone | 24.48% | 18/08/2019, 15:16:40 |
 | I aim to misbehave Defy Mel repeatedly in the tutorial | 23.44% | 15/08/2019, 19:10:27 |