Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | I Remember That Being Harder Defeat Calaca | 100% | 04/09/2019, 18:31:02 |
 | Re-Resurrección Regain the mask | 94.36% | 04/09/2019, 18:49:10 |
 | Talented Player Dodge 10 enemies' attacks by rolling | 90.02% | 04/09/2019, 18:54:15 |
 | I Was Told There'd Be Candy Defeat a Piñataface | 84.92% | 04/09/2019, 19:14:36 |
 | Show's Over, Go Home Defeat El Muñeco | 76.68% | 15/09/2019, 15:39:58 |
 | y cant guacamelee crawl Complete a Pollo challenge dungeon | 76.14% | 15/09/2019, 15:46:24 |
 | Cluckstorm Kill 50 enemies as chicken | 68.22% | 15/09/2019, 16:33:10 |
 | Severed Defeat Uay Pek | 61.93% | 16/09/2019, 14:25:15 |
 | Santa Golpiza! Reach 150 on your hit-meter | 61.71% | 15/09/2019, 23:54:02 |
 | Questionable Plumbing Discover the Pollo Illuminati's headquarters | 59.54% | 16/09/2019, 15:22:15 |
 | Juan Punch Man One-shot an enemy with a fully upgraded super move | 58.57% | 18/09/2019, 17:57:36 |
 | I Have Nothing Left to Teach You Fully purchase one trainer's skill tree | 58.35% | 16/09/2019, 14:36:20 |
 | Grapple Expert Use all four of Coscorrona's special throws | 56.72% | 15/09/2019, 16:59:01 |
 | King of the Hill Defeat El Trio de la Montaña | 55.53% | 21/09/2019, 13:42:12 |
 | He Looks Portable Find Juan and Lupita in the Darkest Timeline | 54.99% | 17/09/2019, 00:33:59 |
 | Luchonarrative Resonance Kill 1000 mean, nasty skeletons without families | 54.66% | 18/09/2019, 18:35:21 |
 | One Down... Complete a secret Chicken Key Challenge | 53.47% | 18/09/2019, 18:44:30 |
 | Prickly Pair Defeat Cactuardo and Zope | 52.39% | 18/09/2019, 18:44:04 |
 | You Survived Enter the Heart of Dankness... and return | 51.41% | 18/09/2019, 18:21:23 |
 | Severed 2 Defeat Uay Pek a second time | 47.51% | 19/09/2019, 06:51:47 |
 | Nacho Libre Defeat Salvador | 47.29% | 19/09/2019, 07:04:52 |
 | Temple Raider Find 100% of the hidden items in a temple | 46.42% | 16/09/2019, 14:15:27 |
 | These Are Not Fertilized Lay a dozen eggs | 44.58% | 18/09/2019, 18:49:41 |
 | El Técnico Táctico Purchase all of the upgrades | 44.14% | 19/09/2019, 06:40:34 |
 | Special Delivery! Feed the hungry guard | 43.49% | 18/09/2019, 19:04:32 |
 | PERFECT Cleanse the Mexiverse of the vehicular menace | 42.19% | 18/09/2019, 17:33:15 |
 | Combo Machine Complete all of Flame Face's challenges | 41.97% | |
 | One Born Every Minute Open a loot box | 40.24% | 16/09/2019, 15:06:52 |
| Moves Like Jaguar Defeat Jaguar(s) | 30.8% | |
| Very Special Open the Golden Door | 27.98% | |
| Talk to the Hend Receive the Holy Hen's message | 23.97% | |
| Legend of the Timelines Reach the good ending (collect all keys) | 22.13% | |
| Mr. Worldwide Achieve 100% completion in all areas | 18.76% | |
| 6-Piece Combo Juggle an enemy with 6 Chicken Shots or Slides before it touches the ground. | 11.61% | |
| The Floor Is... Eagle Boost from 10 different hook points without touching the ground | 9.22% | |
| Even Darkester Beat the game on Hard mode | 4.45% | |
| ++ Bronze Champion (The Proving Grounds) Achieve a Bronze Medal for all of Tiempochtli’s Challenges | 4.34% | |
| ++ Silver Champion (The Proving Grounds) Achieve a Silver Medal for all of Tiempochtli’s Challenges | 4.01% | |
| ++ Let Sleeping Gods Lie (The Proving Grounds) Wake up Tiempochtli | 3.9% | |
| + Cool Cat Counter Attack ('Enemigos' Character Pack) Dodge then Hit 15 Enemies as Jaguar | 3.58% | |
| Guacamastery Obtain every achievement in the game | 3.58% | |
| + Welcome to MY World ('Enemigos' Character Pack) Defeat 25 Enemies in the Living World as Uay Pek | 3.15% | |
| + Steal the Show ('Enemigos' Character Pack) Perform with the Dead Band at the Mariachi Club as El Muñeco | 2.93% | |
| + Jaguar's Redemption ('Enemigos' Character Pack) Defeat Salvador as Jaguar | 2.71% | |
| ++ Salvador’s Sister Act (The Proving Grounds) Visit the Mother Superior in Isla Bonita as Salvador | 2.6% | |
| + Body Builder ('Enemigos' Character Pack) Defeat a Giant Skeleton as Uay Pek's Head | 2.6% | |
| ++ Slippery Snake (The Proving Grounds) Complete the Snakes in the Grass Challenge without taking damage | 2.39% | |
| ++ Snake Temple Throwdown (The Proving Grounds) Grab and Throw 50 Enemies as Coscorrona in the Snake Temple | 2.17% | |
 | ++ Explosion Therapy (The Proving Grounds) Kill 20 Exploders using Wall Fly while completing the Exploder Elimination Challenge | 2.17% |