Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | What do you want? A MEDAL? A COOKIE?? A COOKIEMEDAL??? Jump for joy! Not everyone gets this one | 100% | 24/08/2019, 10:40:32 |
 | Gg REDO FROM START lol h u spoony bard wot u doin m8? | 68.55% | |
 | The Larank Seal of Quality The first achievement's free, kid | 53.29% | |
 | Friend invite from Larank! Larank wants to be friends! His profile is on private and his level is 0 | 47.63% | 24/08/2019, 11:20:02 |
 | hi how r u thts 1 devastaed hallway innit? | 46.71% | 24/08/2019, 11:21:52 |
 | Pain is Hilarious! You're a veritable walking disaster area | 46.71% | 24/08/2019, 10:40:32 |
 | lol I h8 tht bit gl! o did i interrupt oops soz | 44.74% | 24/08/2019, 11:27:19 |
 | COOL IT! I said read the stat enhance descriptions d*nk!! | 42.89% | |
 | o snap can u c it??? its that thing wot I warned u of lik 4 times omg | 40.92% | 24/08/2019, 11:34:50 |
 | I’m Stronger than an Ant If an ant was... THIS BIG! | 40.92% | 24/08/2019, 11:36:38 |
 | heh thats 2 hot 4 me mengu hoyhoy | 40% | 24/08/2019, 10:40:32 |
 | Curiosity Killed the Cat “You are mightly on your way, and tips their hat.” | 37.11% | 24/08/2019, 11:34:08 |
 | YOU THINK PAIN WILL STOP ME?? IT ONLY SERVES TO FUEL MY RIGHTEOUS HATE!!! | 33.29% | 24/08/2019, 10:40:32 |
 | Beaming from Ear to Ear Beaming quite near, beaming over here | 33.29% | 24/08/2019, 12:02:20 |
 | Just what the doctor directed If the doctor is Larank you should watch out though | 32.37% | |
 | I MUST DEFEAT THE ENEMY FAST Delusion would be proud!Or just with shooting them at your own pace, whatevs man | 31.45% | |
 | Pick me up, Top me up The wonders of technology allow you insta-health | 31.45% | |
 | yoyo hey hh do u rp? yes r nop uh rp means lik ripen produce btw | 31.45% | |
 | use ur H-ead headdy! can u make it tru da gimmick corridor?? | 31.45% | |
 | They’re dead, Jimmerrati Bring me towards the sky, scotsman | 31.45% | |
 | do u fink they overdesigned this area its a pain gettin 2 work evryday! | 30.39% | 24/08/2019, 12:01:47 |
 | On the Road to Greatness Soon you’ll be rolling in trim! | 30.39% | |
 | WHAT DID HE JUST SAY You’re a disregarding little upstart aren’tcha?? | 30.39% | |
 | I’m Powerful and Great and Basically THE COOLEST GUY IN THE WORLD ABLE TO SMMAAACK SOMEBODY | 30.39% | |
 | GET A LOAD OF THIS! Be prepare’d thyself to be of the schooled persuasion | 30.39% | |
 | am I glad hes frozen in there & we’re out here what I wanna know is where’s the h-man? | 30.39% | |
 | You tripped the alarm!! Darn it H! | 30.39% | |
 | & u FIND Larank & u FIND Larank & U FIND LARANK AND YOU FINDLARANKSR | 30.39% | |
 | SURPRISE!!! HAPPY... u had the birthday power within u tha whole time B-) | 30.39% | |
 | its almost like Another World sorta like outta dis world huh amirite??? | 30.39% | |
 | GARSH i knocked my cawfee oops | 30.39% | |
 | im escaping 2 da 1 place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism ... wait im already here!! LOL exdee | 30.39% | |
 | dont be so heavy LOAM lmao* | 30.39% | 24/08/2019, 11:56:52 |
 | u herd of the residents band eye guys? dey is MAD bruv lul!!1 | 30.39% | |
 | Okay I’ll type PROPERLY now! You know it’s for serious when the real typing comes out | 30.39% | |
 | eyyy wana c a MAGIC trick? im a wizzard & i wizzard hard | 30.39% | 24/08/2019, 11:55:57 |
 | Associative Memory I knew it went somewhere! | 29.47% | |
 | YOU FOUND THE BINGUS! (Or just 49 power ups, I can’t tell, they look about the same) | 29.47% | |
 | You are seen. A Hyper Awareness glance of The Interne | 29.47% | |
 | Curiosity Murdered the Cat Sometimes you can’t understand something until you see it stop moving | 29.47% | |
 | We got There in the End It was the journey that counted | 28.55% | |
 | Open the Floor Get out the Door | 28.55% | |
 | It's GOOD for your HEART and BONES! You watered Larank's alloted place (it makes sense in context) | 28.55% | |
 | Veteran of the Bounce What would we do with NNOOO SPPRRIIINGS? *Whistle* | 28.55% | |
 | Oooh, look at MISTER BIG GUY HERE! And now this icon is in COLOUR now WOWWWwwwwww | 27.63% | |
 | You're no saviour. Your talents lie elsewhere. | 26.58% | |
 | Some pun about eggs But I’m an angel’s egg got it? Ya beef jerky | 26.58% | |
 | All-Year Jumper Yes you can jump well done WE GET IT | 26.58% | |
 | We'll Meet Again as Stars Let go of your illusions and preconceptions and preillusionceptions | 26.58% | |
 | Visions of Hope Therefore, Try Just do t! | 25.66% | |
 | An Excellent Achievement Stay fresh, cheese bags! | 25.66% | |
 | Stay in Your Coma Only seeing is believing | 24.74% | |
 | Smash Stuff, Get Money Defeated 1005 props, what kind of example are we making for our children? | 24.74% | |
 | IT’S RAINING MONEY!! Whop your wad on the countah! | 24.74% | |
 | Conscientious or Compulsive? Save the excuses, you got the achievo | 24.74% | |
 | I am become inexplicable spiked block Foes find themselves between an anti-gravity room and an oncoming spikey place | 23.82% | |
 | I don't even know what that means But it's bad | 23.82% | |
 | The No-No Zone Young Babby H got scared again | 22.76% | |
 | Despair ahead... By the way, Don’t give up, Skeleton! | 22.76% | |
 | Blast it All! Try not to miss or I’ | 22.76% | 24/08/2019, 12:00:40 |
 | Serious Series, Serious Punches! Give em the ol’ one two buckle my shoe | 22.76% | |
 | All according to plano (Translator’s Note; plano means “Larank Rulz” in Esperanto) | 22.76% | |
 | It’s a feature It’s easier to make this a thing than fix it | 21.84% | |
 | Base Tree the Base Tree In the base?? | 21.84% | |
 | NieR or FaR NG+ doesn’t change much but it’s there and you did it like 3 times! | 21.84% | |
 | Larank's a Boggle Larank has too much time on his hands and that H-Boi ain't right | 21.84% | |
 | Murder Murdered the Murder Watch out for those crows up, in the freakin’ bird sky! | 21.84% | |
 | Oh Barf! "Now it's time for my head to burst. Good day." | 21.84% | |
 | How on Tero did that get there? Look out above, below... anywhere really | 21.84% | |
 | BUT BULLET TOO SLOW Delusion would be proud! | 21.84% | |
 | Pimp My H-UD Everything is gold in the future | 21.84% | |
 | So that’s Quite Interesting You express yourself by throwing grenades, good(??) | 21.84% | |
 | Murder Murdered the Cat Watch out for that Murderous Murder! | 21.84% | |
 | Explosions... I mean erosions If you are the bomb, put yourself out! | 20.92% | |
 | Just imagine a reflection pun For serious. It’s totes easy, you got this | 20.92% | |
 | It's all in the manual You did the thing! | 20.92% | |
 | Rating S++ Extra Good the Legend Man/wo You beat the game really fast, so much for savouring the atmos | 20.92% | |
 | Massive Mass Marauding Murderface Meanie You sure showed them! | 20.92% | |
 | It's a Terrible Day for Rain I think that's rain anyway, close enough | 20.92% | |
 | Memories in Bits and Pieces Memory is a funny old thing | 20.92% | |
 | The Unusual Suspected Individuals Confound those EnHanced boys!! Double drat them! | 20.92% | |
 | Ring around that Rosie And many skins yelled only one word. "Larank" | 20% | |
 | UnEnHanced Built to last, the future's in the... cast? | 20% | |
 | Fate. Destiny. Fatestiny People throw multiple endings around like tennis balls | 20% | |
 | I would follow thee across the stars a hundred times AND BACK AGAIN TWICE AS MANY | 20% | |
 | Fresh from the Fight Full HP after beating the game? That's pretty demanding, really | 20% | |
 | Ambiguous Question Mark Haha what a Question, Mark | 20% | |
 | SNOOPING AS USUAL I SEE Just like Snoopy Snoopy Dog Dog | 20% | |
 | Big Brother has something in his eye You totally SHOT those didn't you? | 20% | |
 | Totally untubular dude That 80s kool kid’s crib is like mondo trashed now bro whaaat | 20% | |
 | ALL HAIL KING OF THE LOSERS! Thank you so much, I hope you got your money's worth...! | 20% |