Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Not in my backlog! Don't let the game just sit in your unplayed games pile! | 100% | 01/12/2019, 13:50:46 |
 | Mmm.. Pizza! Find the address of the theatre | 66.15% | 01/12/2019, 13:56:50 |
| From here to there Create a map to get to the theatre | 61.46% | 01/12/2019, 13:59:46 |
| Don't be a Wonka Find the "Golden Ticket" | 58.33% | 01/12/2019, 14:01:44 |
| Nil Desperandum Ask Samantha for a date | 50% | 01/12/2019, 14:05:00 |
| Poor Lucy! Find the missing SD card | 48.96% | 01/12/2019, 14:11:41 |
| In just a jiffy Find the Spanish software module | 48.96% | 01/12/2019, 14:10:18 |
| Habla Espanol Install the Spanish software module | 48.44% | 01/12/2019, 14:10:52 |
| Only an hour! Transcribe interviews for Sam | 47.92% | 01/12/2019, 14:12:53 |
| My secret identity Pick a name for your alter-ego | 45.83% | 03/12/2019, 08:21:53 |
| Weak as water Fail the strength test | 44.79% | 03/12/2019, 08:40:01 |
| With clogs in Clog the toilet at the theatre | 43.23% | 03/12/2019, 08:14:42 |
| A tortoise in treacle Fail the speed test | 42.19% | 04/12/2019, 12:56:20 |
| Who's the daddy? Complete the strength test | 42.19% | 04/12/2019, 12:55:08 |
| Magnetic personality Retrieve the magnet from the speaker | 42.19% | 03/12/2019, 08:25:33 |
| Cupid stunts Get Consuela's phone number for Kirk | 41.15% | 04/12/2019, 13:01:17 |
| To the max! Take the treadmill to maximum speed | 41.15% | 04/12/2019, 13:05:22 |
| Consuela's Got Talent! Get Consuela an audition from Stefan | 38.54% | 04/12/2019, 13:18:42 |
| Macgruber! Build a "foolproof" rigged crossbow | 38.54% | 04/12/2019, 13:22:32 |
| Seven week itch Use the floor vent to help you fly | 38.02% | 04/12/2019, 13:33:11 |
| William Tell Shoot an apple off of Kyle's head | 38.02% | 04/12/2019, 13:27:03 |
| Vinegar stroke Tell the nurse Kyle's having a stroke | 37.5% | 04/12/2019, 13:40:06 |
 | A Patriot is Born Complete the game | 36.98% | 04/12/2019, 13:44:36 |
| Balls of Steel Blackmail Stefan directly | 33.33% | 04/12/2019, 13:17:49 |
| Keeping it real Tell the nurse that you're still Kyle | 33.33% | 04/12/2019, 13:43:17 |
| A true patriot Tell the nurse you love America | 31.25% | 04/12/2019, 13:43:44 |
| Whedonesque Tell the nurse you want to be in a movie | 30.21% | 04/12/2019, 13:43:37 |
 | Balls Missing Let Stefan bribe you | 28.65% | 04/12/2019, 13:16:27 |
 | Make 'em wonder Tell the nurse you love your "Boy Wonder" | 28.12% | 04/12/2019, 13:46:51 |
| Side of the angels Tell the nurse you want to conquer evil | 27.08% | 04/12/2019, 13:46:35 |
| Brass monkeys Tell the nurse you want an 80's TV reunion | 26.56% | 04/12/2019, 13:48:23 |
| Losing my mind Tell the nurse you're the Purple Patriot | 26.04% | 04/12/2019, 13:46:13 |
| The King and I Tell the nurse you're the King of Siam | 24.48% | 04/12/2019, 13:47:52 |
 | You're Gorgias Tell the nurse you don't love anyone | 24.48% | 04/12/2019, 13:48:37 |
 | I aim to misbehave Defy Mel repeatedly in the tutorial | 23.44% | 04/12/2019, 13:54:54 |