Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Be the Controller Connect and play using a game controller. | 44.3% | |
 | Au Naturel Nothing left to hide. | 39.21% | 05/03/2017, 11:31:46 |
 | No Cutsies We have rules for a reason. | 37.1% | 05/03/2017, 07:13:27 |
 | World's Best Dad Beat the game. | 34.74% | 05/03/2017, 12:59:50 |
 | The Hero they Deserve Manage to rescue more than 15 kelp in the World of Kelp otter game. | 18.8% | 05/03/2017, 07:41:02 |
 | Stairs with Attitude Climb the escalators in less than 30 seconds. | 14.4% | 05/03/2017, 11:00:41 |
 | Band of Blubbers Rescue five of your brethren from an awful fate. | 12.86% | |
 | Dancing in the Dark Complete the Deep Sea dance challenge without missing a step. | 12.69% | |
 | Secrets of the Deep Reveal the pride of the aquarium's jellyfish collection. | 12.25% | |
 | Secret Shopper Get the Sports Johnson cereal before the lady puts it in her cart. | 6.05% | |
 | Head Otter Wear the sea otter head. | 5.6% | |
 | Cod of Duty The fishslap is the ultimate insult. | 5.01% | |
 | The Best Man Get married with the best man on the altar. | 4.98% | |
 | Smokey the Dad Only you can prevent kitchen fires. | 4.69% | |
 | Trickshot-gun wedding Throw the ring onto Scarlet's finger from a distance. | 4.36% | |
 | Trim Your Moustache Get sucked into the riding mower. | 4.1% | |
 | Everybody Loves Joe Make the rounds as the aquarium's resident socialite shark. | 3.9% | |
 | Unacceptable Purchase! You're the Earl of Lemondad. | 3.78% | |
 | Person-al Shopper Help all of the shoppers fill their carts. | 3.51% | |
 | The Secret Gardener Orange no-thumbs are the new green thumbs. | 3.51% | |
 | Stay True to Yourself Sneak to the cafeteria without the use of a disguise. | 3.42% | |
 | Independent Woman Scarlet plugs all of the cafeteria fountain spouts without your help. | 3.29% | |
 | Dunk Tank Come on and slam and welcome to the Amazon. | 2.8% | |
 | Oh Captain, My Captain Visit with several of your crewmen while dressed as the captain. | 2.73% | |
 | Poor Workplace Etiquette Go the extra mile in ruining the break room (and Joe's reputation). | 2.68% | |
 | Around the World in Several Seconds Complete the World of Kelp globe game in less than 30 seconds. | 2.57% | |
 | Domino Dynamo They were just lined up so perfectly... | 2.31% | |
 | Silent But Dadly Sneak past the biologist in the mens room before creating a diversion in the break room. | 2.03% | |
 | Dadliest Wardrobe Collect all ties in the game. | 2.01% | |
 | Amazonian Antagonist In the jungle, you survive by any means necessary. Even cheating. | 1.94% | |
 | Number 100 Dad Die more than 100 times in a playthrough. | 1.82% | |
 | Number 1 Dad Beat the game without losing. | 1.74% |