Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Thank god that's over! Endured the tutorial | 98.82% | 15/01/2020, 18:26:48 |
 | NERD Collected all cartridges in a level | 71.74% | 15/01/2020, 19:50:28 |
 | Undying Perfected a stage (No deaths!) | 71.2% | 19/01/2020, 14:04:26 |
 | He looks familiar Defeated Board James | 67.1% | 20/01/2020, 22:31:47 |
 | It's so bad Found the Glove of Power | 66.46% | 15/01/2020, 19:50:28 |
 | Totally looks like a sphincter. Completed the sexforce | 49.52% | 21/01/2020, 19:24:24 |
 | Max Advantage Found the Turbo Pad | 46.82% | 19/01/2020, 12:59:04 |
 | Can I fly out of this game? Found the cape | 41.32% | 20/01/2020, 23:02:32 |
 | What, 9000?? Found the Swear'n'Scout | 38.73% | 15/01/2020, 19:59:30 |
 | Collector NERD Collected all cartridges in a world | 36.79% | 19/01/2020, 11:42:49 |
 | CONGLATURATION! Defeated Death Mwauthzyx | 36.57% | 21/01/2020, 22:10:59 |
 | Playing with UBER power Found the Uber Scope | 34.31% | 19/01/2020, 11:34:37 |
 | Super Nerd! Found all the armor | 33.66% | 20/01/2020, 23:02:30 |
 | Completionist NERD Collected every cartridge in the game! | 17.15% | 21/01/2020, 19:14:21 |
 | Foul mouth Dropped 100 F-Bombs | 14.13% | 21/01/2020, 18:46:31 |
 | OLD SCHOOL Beat Old School difficulty | 5.18% | |
 | Perfect Nerd Perfected all stages | 3.56% | |
 | HARD AS BALLS Beat Hard as Balls difficulty | 1.73% | 21/01/2020, 22:11:00 |
| IMPOSSIBLE! Beat F***ing Impossible difficulty | 0.97% |