Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Password Protected You logged in and tracked your parcel. | 96.9% | |
| The Breathing Method You suffered a great loss. | 96.56% | |
| The Librarian You saved Lang from boredom. | 93.65% | |
| Wormfood You met the master. | 88.79% | |
| Good Little Puppy You endured Floyd's torment. | 87.06% | |
| Pay It Forward You tried to save Don from boredom... but failed. | 86.49% | |
| In Brightest Day Should've got a ring with it. | 86.18% | |
| Old Gloria She's a stubborn old gal. | 84.98% | |
| Mean Girls You made Carli mad. | 84.45% | |
| Call Out You scared off your stalker... for now. | 84.26% | |
| Eyes of the Gods Smoking really IS hazardous. | 84.01% | |
| Salvation of Judas You saved Carli. | 83.59% | |
| Take The Edge Off You accepted Floyd's gift. | 83.33% | |
| The Ex You found out the truth about Gavin. | 83.2% | |
| Metafiction You discovered Alex's identity crisis. | 81.47% | |
| Special Delivery You discovered the autobiographical element. | 73.22% | |
| Lydia's Story You recounted Lydia's story perfectly. | 41.37% | |
| We All Float You pulled out an old trick. | 38.98% |