Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Meet Joe Davis You completed the tutorial | 95.19% | 02/03/2020, 13:38:47 |
 | Part One You read Part One of the letter | 83.49% | 04/03/2020, 13:58:08 |
 | Dead Celebrities Don't Cry, everyone dies... | 80.78% | 08/03/2020, 12:19:14 |
 | Found Between The Floors You explored all 4 floors of the hotel | 79.21% | 08/03/2020, 12:36:51 |
 | Radiohead Agnes turned on the radio | 78.92% | 06/03/2020, 17:28:30 |
 | The Only Monster Is You Joe killed the Receptionist | 75.35% | |
| My Quiet Haven You completed all the tasks in Helen Road | 75.21% | |
| Piece By Piece You settled the matter with four Sophie's | 75.07% | |
| Perv... Joe examines knickers...a valid plot point! | 71.07% | |
 | Noises She Makes In Their Bed Joe plays a tune on the piano | 70.93% | 08/03/2020, 12:42:21 |
| Just Do It You were given a motivational speech | 63.79% | |
 | Right In The Shnoz You blew out the candle and caused an unfortunate accident | 59.37% | 06/03/2020, 18:01:39 |
 | Bad Kitty The cat ran away from Young Joe | 59.08% | 02/03/2020, 13:23:20 |
 | Runaway Bride Agnes persuaded Ivy to join her | 57.37% | 06/03/2020, 17:42:48 |
 | The Penis Award You found a penis in the hotel garden | 53.52% | 06/03/2020, 17:33:33 |
| Lorelai You persuaded the Queen of Maggots to say her name | 49.38% | |
| Blunt You had a nice chat with Harrison | 34.82% | |
| Demon Slayer Joe killed Agnes | 30.26% | |
| Part Two You read Part Two of the letter | 27.12% | |
| The Final Part You read the third and Final Part of the letter | 24.4% | |
| Master Crafter Susan built 2 weapons | 23.83% | |
 | Asshole You were really mean to Ivy | 19.69% | 03/03/2020, 12:46:55 |
| Lucky Dip You found some concept art in the lucky dip! | 19.41% | |
| The Head Office Joe found Agnes' head on the desk in the manageress' office | 18.55% | |
| Hardcore You achieved Downfall or Golden Ending without using tendency hints | 15.13% | |
| Golden Ending You achieved the full, good ending | 14.98% | |
| No Eyes, Always Watching You spotted Slenderman in the forest! | 14.84% | |
| Full Of Crap You made Doctor Z really angry | 11.7% | |
| Auto-Saviour You finished the game without using auto-save | 10.85% | |
| Downfall You achieved the full, bad ending | 8.85% |