Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | COMBO BEGINNER Perform a 5x combo | 97.7% | 24/06/2017, 23:25:46 |
 | FANTASTIC! Unlock all the Fans | 69.46% | 29/06/2017, 00:37:08 |
 | COMBO INTERMEDIATE Perform a 10x combo | 64.01% | 26/06/2017, 11:03:51 |
 | KARMA Die 1000 times | 50.3% | 26/06/2017, 19:48:17 |
 | SNAKE CHARMER Unlock all snake masks | 46.91% | 04/10/2017, 20:28:39 |
 | THESE ARE MY RIFLES, THESE ARE MY GUNS... Unlock all weapons for the Soldier | 44.4% | 04/10/2017, 21:05:59 |
 | WHAT YOU LEAVE FOR YOUR SONS Unlock all of the Son's techniques | 38.74% | 05/10/2017, 00:20:57 |
 | 1-800-CLEARED Finish the game | 34.16% | 05/10/2017, 01:53:03 |
 | FOLLOW THE SCRIPT Do as the Director says! | 33.58% | |
| FANATIC Clear a level with each Fan | 29.48% | |
 | PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE Destroy 100 electronic devices | 28.91% | 04/10/2017, 22:15:21 |
 | COMBO MASTER Perform a 15x combo | 22.31% | 26/06/2017, 11:03:51 |
 | DEAD SILENT Finish SUBWAY without the Gang Leader seeing you | 13.92% | 02/10/2017, 18:44:48 |
| I'M COMING IN AND I'M UNARMED! Finish HOMICIDE without using guns | 12.14% | |
| SNAKES ON A HEAD Clear a level with each snake mask | 11.5% | |
| ASSASSIN'S CRED Clear the 1st floor of NO MERCY with the silencer | 10.96% | |
| THE BAR OF BROKEN HEROES Meet up with the Biker | 10.72% | |
| STARE INTO THE ABYSS Unlock THE ABYSS | 10.68% | |
| GOT YOUR BACK Shoot two enemies during a chainsaw finish | 9.8% | |
 | COMBO GOD Perform a 20x combo | 8.3% | 26/06/2017, 19:48:17 |
| NUCLEAR WASTE They won't reach the Nuclear Throne | 7.88% | |
| DON'T LET ANGER GET THE BEST OF YOU Clear all of the Writer's levels without killing | 7.6% | |
| FAMILY BUSINESS Clear a level with each of the Son's techniques | 6.76% | |
| 1-800-GETHELP Finish the game on hard mode | 5.16% | |
| EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! Get the big picture | 4.91% | |
| A BOX FULL OF SHARP OBJECTS Use every weapon in the game at least once | 3.8% | |
| 1-800-GODDAMN Get A+ on all levels on normal | 2.87% | |
| GENOCIDE Kill 50,000 enemies | 2.52% | |
| ACHIEVEMENT WHORE Unlock all achievements | 2.27% |