![Winner [ λlt ]](https://avatars.steamstatic.com/56f38b91a890f8456172fe7cb99d8f8dc72892a9_full.jpg "Winner [ λlt ]")
Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Thank god that's over! Endured the tutorial | 98.82% | 10/05/2020, 16:08:43 |
 | NERD Collected all cartridges in a level | 71.74% | 10/05/2020, 17:00:44 |
 | Undying Perfected a stage (No deaths!) | 71.2% | 11/05/2020, 00:35:43 |
 | He looks familiar Defeated Board James | 67.1% | 11/05/2020, 12:14:24 |
 | It's so bad Found the Glove of Power | 66.46% | 11/05/2020, 12:10:53 |
 | Totally looks like a sphincter. Completed the sexforce | 49.52% | |
 | Max Advantage Found the Turbo Pad | 46.82% | 14/05/2020, 09:41:55 |
 | Can I fly out of this game? Found the cape | 41.32% | 14/05/2020, 09:53:06 |
 | What, 9000?? Found the Swear'n'Scout | 38.73% | 14/05/2020, 09:57:35 |
 | Collector NERD Collected all cartridges in a world | 36.79% | 11/05/2020, 00:38:51 |
 | CONGLATURATION! Defeated Death Mwauthzyx | 36.57% | |
 | Playing with UBER power Found the Uber Scope | 34.31% | |
 | Super Nerd! Found all the armor | 33.66% | |
 | Completionist NERD Collected every cartridge in the game! | 17.15% | |
 | Foul mouth Dropped 100 F-Bombs | 14.13% | 19/05/2020, 01:13:23 |
 | OLD SCHOOL Beat Old School difficulty | 5.18% | |
 | Perfect Nerd Perfected all stages | 3.56% | |
| HARD AS BALLS Beat Hard as Balls difficulty | 1.73% | |
| IMPOSSIBLE! Beat F***ing Impossible difficulty | 0.97% |