Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Novice Survivor Survived level 1 | 98.12% | 16/09/2020, 21:18:14 |
 | Did Not Become Eaten by Plankton Survived level 2 | 54.57% | |
| Living Meat beats Dead Meat Survived level 3 | 26.18% | |
 | Bomberman I Has killed 100 opponents with bombs | 21.04% | 16/09/2020, 20:37:29 |
 | The Firm Index Finger Fire 100 or more shots with a 75% or better accuracy during a single level. | 15.42% | |
| Damage Enthusiast Kill 50 monsters in 5 seconds | 12.72% | |
| Reactivated Product Handler Survived level 4 | 12.72% | |
| Steroid Monster Has had 150 hitpoints | 12.48% | |
| Tinker Has built 100 items | 11.5% | |
| Death Pudding Matador Has lured 50 zombies to Teleglitch anomaly. | 11.01% | |
 | Arena 1 Completed the first arena | 10.28% | 16/09/2020, 20:41:16 |
| Release Them From Pain Kill 500 zombies | 10.03% | |
| Survived Heavy Testing Defeated the main opponents at level 5 | 8.56% | |
| Meat that Survived the Sawhouse Survived level 5 | 8.07% | |
| Bomberman II Has killed 500 opponents with bombs | 7.34% | |
| Release Them From Pain II Kill 1000 zombies | 6.85% | |
| The Untouchable Completed a level without getting hurt | 6.85% | |
| Snake killer Defeated the Heavy Destroyer Snake | 6.12% | |
| Did Not Become Part of Damage Statistics Survived level 6 | 6.12% | |
| Speedfreak Has been under the influence of ingame legal stimulants more than 50% during a game run | 5.63% | |
| Robots did not kill me Survived level 7 | 5.63% | |
| So Far So Good Survived level 8 | 4.89% | |
| Advanced Survivor Survived level 9 | 4.89% | |
| Bomberman III Has killed 1000 opponents with bombs | 4.89% | |
| Rocket dodger Defeated main opponent at level 8 | 4.89% | |
| Heavy Weapons Engineer Has made a minigun | 4.89% | |
| Arena 2 Completed the second arena | 4.65% | |
| The Attention Master Found 75% of secrets generated in one run | 4.65% | |
| Knife Berserker Has killed a Red Commander war robot with a knife | 4.65% | |
| I know Railgun Physics Constructed a railgun | 4.65% | |
| Eye for an Eye Has killed 5 squids with lasers | 4.4% | |
| The Honourable Survivor Has completed the game | 4.16% | |
| Level10 Survived level 10 | 4.16% | |
| Release Them From Pain III Kill 3000 zombies | 4.16% | |
| The Master Survivor Completed the game in one run, starting from the first level. | 3.92% | |
| Arena 3 Completed the third arena | 3.67% | |
| The Hardcore Survivor Completed the game without using any personal emergency teleporters | 3.67% | |
| Arena 4 Completed the fourth arena | 3.43% | |
| Straight to the core Destroy the final boss in less than 10 seconds | 3.18% |