Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Thank god that's over! Endured the tutorial | 98.82% | 24/09/2020, 23:33:57 |
 | NERD Collected all cartridges in a level | 71.74% | 26/09/2020, 15:19:16 |
 | Undying Perfected a stage (No deaths!) | 71.2% | 26/09/2020, 16:29:05 |
 | He looks familiar Defeated Board James | 67.1% | 26/09/2020, 16:31:57 |
 | It's so bad Found the Glove of Power | 66.46% | 26/09/2020, 16:28:59 |
 | Totally looks like a sphincter. Completed the sexforce | 49.52% | 26/09/2020, 17:18:18 |
 | Max Advantage Found the Turbo Pad | 46.82% | 26/09/2020, 17:48:30 |
 | Can I fly out of this game? Found the cape | 41.32% | 26/09/2020, 17:52:38 |
 | What, 9000?? Found the Swear'n'Scout | 38.73% | 26/09/2020, 17:42:25 |
 | Collector NERD Collected all cartridges in a world | 36.79% | |
 | CONGLATURATION! Defeated Death Mwauthzyx | 36.57% | 26/09/2020, 22:06:41 |
 | Playing with UBER power Found the Uber Scope | 34.31% | 26/09/2020, 17:56:09 |
 | Super Nerd! Found all the armor | 33.66% | 26/09/2020, 17:56:09 |
 | Completionist NERD Collected every cartridge in the game! | 17.15% | |
 | Foul mouth Dropped 100 F-Bombs | 14.13% | |
 | OLD SCHOOL Beat Old School difficulty | 5.18% | |
 | Perfect Nerd Perfected all stages | 3.56% | |
| HARD AS BALLS Beat Hard as Balls difficulty | 1.73% | |
| IMPOSSIBLE! Beat F***ing Impossible difficulty | 0.97% |