Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Welcome to the Neighborhood! Successfully complete chapter one. | 94.39% | 16/01/2021, 02:27:19 |
| World's Best Dad Get good Amanda ending. | 73.9% | 16/01/2021, 03:52:28 |
 | Bad Dad Slept with Robert on the first night. | 62.18% | |
| Knife Dad Go on all Robert dates. | 46.02% | 24/01/2021, 05:36:19 |
| Keg-Stand Champion Go on all Craig dates. | 40.64% | 16/01/2021, 03:51:41 |
| Interview With the Vampire Go on all Damien dates. | 39.11% | 24/01/2021, 04:43:30 |
| Margarita Zone Go on all Joseph dates. | 36.89% | 24/01/2021, 05:59:05 |
| King of Carrot Flowers Go on all Mat dates. | 35.48% | 24/01/2021, 04:54:08 |
| Let Amanda Say [CENSORED] "Give Amanda permission to swear. " | 26.7% | 24/01/2021, 05:34:22 |
| Asiago-getter Go on all Hugo dates. | 26.7% | 24/01/2021, 05:44:10 |
| Soft Boy Go on all Brian dates. | 26.58% | 24/01/2021, 05:22:40 |
| Dreamiest Daddy Go on every date with every dad. | 14.64% | 24/01/2021, 05:59:05 |
| World's Okayest Dad Get bad Amanda ending. | 9.25% | |
| Cannonball Jump off the waterfall too many times and bleed out. | 8.9% | |
| Panic! at the Disco Attempt unrehearsed backflip. It does not go well. | 4.68% | |
| Save Ferris Fall to your death all due to the folly of pride. | 4.33% | |
| Catch of the day Earn a match fishing score of 2000 | 2.93% | |
| Escape from Margarita Zone Complete the secret ending. | 0.94% | |
| Yo Ho Ho Ho Earn 18 hole-in-ones at pirate mini golf. | 0.47% |