Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Naked As The Day He Was Born Temporarily saved Edmund from his animal form. Expect more easy achievements. | 99.73% | 16/08/2017, 23:11:22 |
| Good Intern Suffered for the sake of unpaid labor. | 99.5% | 16/08/2017, 23:05:11 |
| Cat-Man's World Temporarily saved Frankie from his animal form. He's one of the two 'bara' characters. | 92.35% | 16/08/2017, 23:14:12 |
| Making Out With The Ferret Man It makes sense in context, mom. Temporarily saved Kyle from his animal form. | 89.01% | 16/08/2017, 23:15:17 |
| Sexy Gentle Giant Temporarily saved Miguel from his animal form. He's the other 'bara' character. | 85.98% | 20/08/2017, 15:25:26 |
| Where Did His Glasses Come From? Temporarily saved Charlie from his animal form. Would you kiss a bear to save a hot guy? | 83.65% | 20/08/2017, 15:26:32 |
| Buck-Wild Adventure Your chances of saving these boys are looking nice. Real f*ckin' nice. | 72.55% | 20/08/2017, 16:56:00 |
| Well That Was Awkward Watched Kyle and Mick's reunion. | 71.54% | 20/08/2017, 17:01:37 |
| There's No Fixing This This isn't a bad end. Life just sucks sometimes. | 71.38% | 20/08/2017, 19:32:33 |
 | Certified Non-Pirate Agreed with Charlie about game piracy. You also got this game on Steam. | 70.53% | |
| The End, Good or Bad You made your choice. You should be proud of that. It was yours to make. | 69.59% | 20/08/2017, 20:27:06 |
| See? You can't be givin' away your property like some kinda mook! You got financial interests to look out for, see? | 66.25% | 20/08/2017, 16:47:09 |
| Party Girl Accepted all three beers, you came to party and you succeeded. | 62.91% | |
| Learned The Truth The Easy Way The boy decided that you were worth the honesty. | 62.91% | |
| Additional Thanks Pending Decided to not change Edmund's obvious spelling error. | 59.42% | 20/08/2017, 16:47:39 |
| Not Sure How To Respond Managed to at least confuse Aadara, if nothing else. | 56.62% | 20/08/2017, 16:46:48 |
| Ha Ha, F*** You, Kyle! You had to take away the boy's one pleasure. | 56.54% | |
| Cage-Rattling Anarcho-Hippie Sided with Kyle. | 56.39% | 20/08/2017, 16:43:52 |
| Filthy Bourgeois Loyalist Sided with Edmund. | 53.59% | |
| Threw Frankie Under The Bus It's okay to lie about being afraid if it means making fun of Frankie. | 46.76% | |
| Learned The Truth The Hard Way Aadara showed you the boy's true colors. Why wouldn't he tell you this? | 45.13% | 20/08/2017, 19:40:24 |
| Canon End This is how everything works out. It's not as though there weren't sad parts, but things might just be okay. | 44.35% | |
| No Dinner 'Til Brooklyn Decided dinner's not as important as hearing Miguel out. | 43.11% | |
| Serial Pervert Asked two different boys to take off their pants during a game of Truth or Date. | 33.09% |