Achieved | Achievement | % of players | Unlock date |
|---|---|---|---|
 | Coffin Head You killed a suspiciously familiar character on the Quiet Hills set. | 83.55% | 14/11/2021, 22:58:27 |
 | The Dragon's tape Complete The Dragon's tape. | 83.16% | |
| To be continued Beat Katana ZERO. | 70.03% | |
| The End Meet your final end in chinatown. | 55.74% | |
 | Prototype key Fulfilled your secondary goal in the prison. | 42.87% | |
| Prism key Most people go right. You went left. | 39.01% | |
| Don't hang up! In 1962, the Orlons released one of the all-time greatest doo wop hits, Don't Hang Up. Google it. Anyway, you hung up your phone a lot. | 36.3% | |
| Master key You stopped a suicide. With a murder. | 33.6% | |
| Party Animal Why did you think it was a good idea to give him your Katana anyway? | 30.25% | |
| What a bad idea Jump off the balcony of the penthouse. | 29.87% | |
| Refused medication This will go well... | 29.74% | |
| Phoenix key Found what the robber left behind. | 26% | |
| No love for robots Poor guy. | 25.1% | |
| Savant key Didn't wake up Leon. | 21.89% | |
| Secret hunter Found all the hidden keys. | 20.47% | |
 | Feline Persuasion You really liked petting that cat. | 19.83% | |
 | Beatdown You ruined his fresh track suit. | 18.02% | 18/11/2021, 02:51:49 |
| Psychotherapy Defeat the psychiatrist's final form. | 13.77% | |
| Forbidden Ultimate Danger Tempest-Eyed MAJORDOMO Imperial Barrage Crab, Evixion Your trap card was activated. | 12.23% | |
| Funny prank Kill yourself in an elevator. | 11.2% | |
| Hardmode Complete a full run in hard mode. | 4.76% | |
| Gold Medal Achieve a total rank of gold or higher in a full speedrun. | 2.32% |